South Africans...
Are mad bastards who can't drive. 80mph down the M23 heading for Southampton with no hands on the steering wheel is neither big nor clever. Hands free kits are meant to be exactly that, if you have a plug-in one that you need to use both hands to actually hold in place then I think it's time that you were introduced to the concept of Bluetooth.
Needless to say I stole the keys for the hire car on Tuesday morning for the run to Portsmouth and back and didn't give them back until I was getting out at Southampton airport and letting the crazed Boer head back to London and then on north to Rugby and Liverpool.
Oh, and are there always that many rozzers at Southampton airport before England away games? They were stopping anyone who was checking in for the Amsterdam flight and grilling them.
Needless to say I stole the keys for the hire car on Tuesday morning for the run to Portsmouth and back and didn't give them back until I was getting out at Southampton airport and letting the crazed Boer head back to London and then on north to Rugby and Liverpool.
Oh, and are there always that many rozzers at Southampton airport before England away games? They were stopping anyone who was checking in for the Amsterdam flight and grilling them.