of course that's the last place we looked
1:30 am - my sister gets ready to leave
1:33 am - where the fuck are my keys?
1:33-2:30 am - search EVERYWHERE; re-tracing her steps all day
2:33 am - find them in the bottom of the trashcan. NOT the nice clean kitchen trashcan, but the big-stinky-sitting-in-the-90-degree-heat-garbage-filled trashcan outside.
good thing we'd had plenty of wine.
1:33 am - where the fuck are my keys?
1:33-2:30 am - search EVERYWHERE; re-tracing her steps all day
2:33 am - find them in the bottom of the trashcan. NOT the nice clean kitchen trashcan, but the big-stinky-sitting-in-the-90-degree-heat-garbage-filled trashcan outside.
good thing we'd had plenty of wine.