oh help...
So to help waste time, I've picked up the habit of joining various online communities (save ones just for dating) and seeing what happens when you enter in with zero friends, what kind of people friend you and such. Along the way I've received some very entertaining messages, and I thought it was only appropriate to post the best ones here for universal enjoyment. I'll start with what might just be my favorite, received a couple minutes ago:
Subj: DaM
Body: As I was looking @ your page I was like DaMmmm I would like to take my strong hands and lay them upon your body. I just want you to feel the warmth and security that no one can replace. Your without a doubt are one Lovely woman and I would luv to embrace such a treasured individual. So can holla?
Subj: u....mmmm
Body: hi ya babe .... how u doin ????
iam 19 from England .... got a well toned body and a big lunch box (think ud like it) !!!
i wanna be ur slave 4 eternity ...
get in contact.
i have msn messenger and a web cam.
if u want some fun my addy is
bigbadboy69_6969@hotmail.co.uk
c u soon ...
lol
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(the highlight of this next one is the subject and the username)
Subj: hey lady
Body: Whats going on hey? I was looking threw profiles and I was most def intrigued by yours to say the least. I would enjoy talking to you sometime if you want that is... I have aim if you use that get back to me or just message me on there at dirty666dirty. Peace and Good times Ryan
Subj: hey
Body: hey babe, just seen ur foto and i think ur very beautiful, not to mention the fact that u seem to be a really nice person by reading ur profile.
i would really love for u to add me on msn messenger, and ive got webcam too so u can see me on cam and hopefully uve got one too. so dont worry u can see me too lol.and maybe we cud have sum cam fun too ;)
add me plz its darklad007@hotmail.com
lol do it now
Sigh...how gallant.
P.S. Go see Million Dollar Baby if you haven't already!!!!! It makes up for Mystic River, I promise.
David Lynch starts tomorrow!
I love movies.
Subj: DaM
Body: As I was looking @ your page I was like DaMmmm I would like to take my strong hands and lay them upon your body. I just want you to feel the warmth and security that no one can replace. Your without a doubt are one Lovely woman and I would luv to embrace such a treasured individual. So can holla?
Subj: u....mmmm
Body: hi ya babe .... how u doin ????
iam 19 from England .... got a well toned body and a big lunch box (think ud like it) !!!
i wanna be ur slave 4 eternity ...
get in contact.
i have msn messenger and a web cam.
if u want some fun my addy is
bigbadboy69_6969@hotmail.co.uk
c u soon ...
lol
x
x
x
(the highlight of this next one is the subject and the username)
Subj: hey lady
Body: Whats going on hey? I was looking threw profiles and I was most def intrigued by yours to say the least. I would enjoy talking to you sometime if you want that is... I have aim if you use that get back to me or just message me on there at dirty666dirty. Peace and Good times Ryan
Subj: hey
Body: hey babe, just seen ur foto and i think ur very beautiful, not to mention the fact that u seem to be a really nice person by reading ur profile.
i would really love for u to add me on msn messenger, and ive got webcam too so u can see me on cam and hopefully uve got one too. so dont worry u can see me too lol.and maybe we cud have sum cam fun too ;)
add me plz its darklad007@hotmail.com
lol do it now
Sigh...how gallant.
P.S. Go see Million Dollar Baby if you haven't already!!!!! It makes up for Mystic River, I promise.
David Lynch starts tomorrow!
I love movies.