sarita and her wit
It occured to me that I should also shed some of the spotlight on Sarita. So, numba-wan-daughtah, I salute you.
(the humor of these rely on your ability to get all the references...and if you can't get them then we probably shouldn't be friends. Sean's a special exception, because his condition is so grave that it really isn't fair not to cut him some slack.)
KwyjiboIncognito (12:05:32 AM): boy howdy
KwyjiboIncognito (12:05:39 AM): i was signing into my e-mail account
KwyjiboIncognito (12:05:40 AM): and i was like
KwyjiboIncognito (12:05:42 AM): "sshaq"
KwyjiboIncognito (12:05:45 AM): wait a minute
KwyjiboIncognito (12:05:52 AM): my last name isn't shaq!!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:05:55 AM): . . . yet
KwyjiboIncognito (7:46:01 PM): damn you rock 'em sock 'em robots!! can't we all just get along?!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:00:16 AM): so . . .
KwyjiboIncognito (12:00:21 AM): how bout those eclipses?
KwyjiboIncognito (12:01:01 AM): uhh
lizmckee18 (12:01:09 AM): is the sun eating the moon?!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:01:19 AM): or what's going on?!?!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:07:17 AM): Homer: Sprawl Mart has everything! They even have Christian videos with talking vegetable!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:07:25 AM): (Cucumber talking to potato)
KwyjiboIncognito (12:07:49 AM): Cucumber: Mighty Ramses, we are tired of building your food pyramid. Let my pickles go!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:35:27 AM): sean!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:35:31 AM): if his name were john
KwyjiboIncognito (12:35:40 AM): i'd make some reference to John the gay guy
KwyjiboIncognito (12:35:43 AM): damn him!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:35:49 AM): he ruined my joke!
lizmckee18 (12:37:02 AM): that's why I chose him
lizmckee18 (12:37:11 AM): to foil all your joke-making plans
lizmckee18 (12:37:14 AM): FOR-EV-ER
KwyjiboIncognito (12:37:19 AM): wait
KwyjiboIncognito (12:37:23 AM): who's your boyfriend?
KwyjiboIncognito (12:37:34 AM): and how much does this free weekend cost?
lizmckee18 (12:37:47 AM): oh
lizmckee18 (12:37:51 AM): it won't cost much
lizmckee18 (12:37:59 AM): JUST YOUR VOICE!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:38:13 AM): PLEASE LET ME THROOOOOOOUGH!
lizmckee18 (12:38:47 AM): Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:40:38 AM): screw your courgae to the sticking place!
(the humor of these rely on your ability to get all the references...and if you can't get them then we probably shouldn't be friends. Sean's a special exception, because his condition is so grave that it really isn't fair not to cut him some slack.)
KwyjiboIncognito (12:05:32 AM): boy howdy
KwyjiboIncognito (12:05:39 AM): i was signing into my e-mail account
KwyjiboIncognito (12:05:40 AM): and i was like
KwyjiboIncognito (12:05:42 AM): "sshaq"
KwyjiboIncognito (12:05:45 AM): wait a minute
KwyjiboIncognito (12:05:52 AM): my last name isn't shaq!!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:05:55 AM): . . . yet
KwyjiboIncognito (7:46:01 PM): damn you rock 'em sock 'em robots!! can't we all just get along?!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:00:16 AM): so . . .
KwyjiboIncognito (12:00:21 AM): how bout those eclipses?
KwyjiboIncognito (12:01:01 AM): uhh
lizmckee18 (12:01:09 AM): is the sun eating the moon?!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:01:19 AM): or what's going on?!?!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:07:17 AM): Homer: Sprawl Mart has everything! They even have Christian videos with talking vegetable!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:07:25 AM): (Cucumber talking to potato)
KwyjiboIncognito (12:07:49 AM): Cucumber: Mighty Ramses, we are tired of building your food pyramid. Let my pickles go!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:35:27 AM): sean!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:35:31 AM): if his name were john
KwyjiboIncognito (12:35:40 AM): i'd make some reference to John the gay guy
KwyjiboIncognito (12:35:43 AM): damn him!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:35:49 AM): he ruined my joke!
lizmckee18 (12:37:02 AM): that's why I chose him
lizmckee18 (12:37:11 AM): to foil all your joke-making plans
lizmckee18 (12:37:14 AM): FOR-EV-ER
KwyjiboIncognito (12:37:19 AM): wait
KwyjiboIncognito (12:37:23 AM): who's your boyfriend?
KwyjiboIncognito (12:37:34 AM): and how much does this free weekend cost?
lizmckee18 (12:37:47 AM): oh
lizmckee18 (12:37:51 AM): it won't cost much
lizmckee18 (12:37:59 AM): JUST YOUR VOICE!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:38:13 AM): PLEASE LET ME THROOOOOOOUGH!
lizmckee18 (12:38:47 AM): Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up!
KwyjiboIncognito (12:40:38 AM): screw your courgae to the sticking place!