Character meme
Stolen from dontgetanyolder andtiger_bri_duck , and I swear I didn't cheat.
Make a list of twelve of your favorite Buff characters in no particular order. Once you've made your list, click the cut to see the questions. But make your list first, or you might be tempted to cheat!
1 Dru
2 Spike
3 Faith
4 Giles
5 Joyce
6 Xander
7 Anya
8 Mayor Wilkins
9 Olivia
10 Holden
11 Andrew
12 Dawn
1 - Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Xander/Andrew? yes, yes I have, because I kind of love Andrew slash. (umm, its damn near cannon, didn't joss say so?)
2 - Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hot enough to eat with a spoon. Let me do the short list: Book love? Check. Hot accent Check. Bad boy streak? Check. Smooth like honey whiskey singing voice? Check. Sexually adventurous and possibly bisexual (just look at him and Ethan and tell me nothing happened back during their demon orgy days. Girl please) Check and check. I <3 Giles.
3 - What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Dawn got the Mayor knocked up, it would involve magic, time travel and possibly gender bending. Or a if-the-mayor-won AU where Dawn is Faith's brother and weird mystical sex was involved. Is Dawn evil in these cases? Who knows.
4 - Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you rec any?
Umm, i wrote one involving Olivia, which was remixed. I also recently rec'd the fantastic vex not the roses and have in the past read a few other Giles/Olivia, but I don't think I saved the links
5 - Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Spike/Xander? A lot of slash writers seem to think so. I'll read Xander/Spike, but I personally love Spike/Angel and Spike/Giles much better (and Xander/Giles and the aforementioned Xander/Andrew Xander slash parring).
6 - Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Joyce/Olivia or Joyce/Holden? Joyce/Olivia has some interesting season four possibilities (I've always wanted to write a story involving Joyce's gallery). and I don't know what kind of whacked out universe Joyce/Holden would happen in. Unless its a Human!Holden post season 3 story or something. Hmmmm....
7 - What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Anya walked in on Spike and Dawn having sex (season 6-7),she would say something Anya-esqu, and depending on where they were, would advise them to keep it down and/or ask for cash not tell Buffy.
8 - Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Xander wasn't the only cherry Faith popped in season three, and Holden remembers his first time with that weird friend of Buffy with a mixture of awe and confusion. Fast forward three years later, and Holden is doing research in a LA woman's prison, where he meet Faith again. Psychoanalysis and sexual tension ensues. (Bonus AU epilogue where Vamp!Holden escapes Buffy and meets up with faith AGAIN in Cleveland. Cue the dance.)
9 - Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Dude! I have read Mayor Wilkins/Dru fluff!!!!! Well, its mostly fluff. Hard fluff.
10 - Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Anya/Dawn-- Nothing Gold (taken from that Frost poem) Dawn comfort Anya over being not quite human, betrayal and the fleetingness of life.
11 - What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Post Chosen, resurrection fic, where Dru is killed but is resurrected human, and is recruited as a Seer for the new slayers and starts falling for Giles (and vice versa).
12 - Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Anya slash? I think miss_atom might dabble in Anya/Darla slash (umm, because that's a parring made of win) but I donno about anyone else.
13 - Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
There is Faith het? JK, umm, besides me? maybe. Any Faith/Spike or Faith/Robin or Faith/Giles fans out there?
14 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't think so. There is not nearly enough Andrew love.
15 - Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
I hinted at Spike/Giles/Joyce in the second fic I ever wrote, but I don't think folks on my friends list lean towards two out of the three and not all three.
16 - What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something Freudian. (not literally "something Freudian)
17 - If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
For Wilkins, Lake of Fire, from the Nirvana unplugged album. It would be something dark and post season three.
18 - If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Bloodplay, non-explicit dub-con (thrall, bitches), character death (Dru kills someone, and possibly vamps Xander), swearing, and non-explicit sex (though I would fudge Dawn's age to 14 to make it less squicky and illegal for me to post. If I was ever to write such filth and depravity, of course.)
19 - What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Something Freudian Honestly, I see Spike picking up Holden, but that's nether here nor there.
20 - When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Hmmm, it was an older fic I read weeks ago, a short about all the new memory jammed in her brain overnight, to account for Dawn, as the beginning of her brain cancer. But, sadly, not a lot of Joyce fic out there.
21 - What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Xander likes anal sex, and Anya indulged him with a huge ass strap-on. and sometimes, he thought of Giles Spike Buffy Holden Larry.
22 - Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
No (did I mention that Andrew is so gay?), but if Olivia was a sci-fi nerd, and they were both drunk, and Olivia had a huge ass strap on a Star Trek uniform or Matrix Fetish outfit.
23 - If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Faith and Anya? Tough choice. Anya does, but everyone assumes Faith tops.
24 - "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Drusilla and Olivia are in a happy (and mildly parasitic) relationship until Olivia runs off with Giles. Dru, Broken-hearted (but not terribly surprised), has a hot one-night stand with Andrew (they role play, Dru as Bellatrix and Andrew as Snape), and a brief unhappy affair with Dawn (Dawn's blood makes her temporary sane), then follows the wise advice of Joyce (in a vision brought on by virgin's blood and absinthe) and finds true love with Faith (and calls Buffy to gloat).
The title: April, who is the cruelest (fuck yeah stolen from a Neil Gaiman short story), because this would take place over the course of a month.foreverxkisses would read for the Dru/Faith slash, denelian would read it cause I would send it to her first and tiger_bri_duck might, though she doesn't like Faith. Someone really good at crack should write this.
25 - How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Anya/Wilkins? Man would season 3 have been weird. Real weird. But as a fellow old demon, he could help Anya be a demon again, and she in turn could work for him to talk out the scoobies. But i can't see actual sex, cause Wilkins strikes me as a no sex before ascension type. Also, Anya in sexy professional wear!
Make a list of twelve of your favorite Buff characters in no particular order. Once you've made your list, click the cut to see the questions. But make your list first, or you might be tempted to cheat!
1 Dru
2 Spike
3 Faith
4 Giles
5 Joyce
6 Xander
7 Anya
8 Mayor Wilkins
9 Olivia
10 Holden
11 Andrew
12 Dawn
1 - Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Xander/Andrew? yes, yes I have, because I kind of love Andrew slash. (umm, its damn near cannon, didn't joss say so?)
2 - Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hot enough to eat with a spoon. Let me do the short list: Book love? Check. Hot accent Check. Bad boy streak? Check. Smooth like honey whiskey singing voice? Check. Sexually adventurous and possibly bisexual (just look at him and Ethan and tell me nothing happened back during their demon orgy days. Girl please) Check and check. I <3 Giles.
3 - What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Dawn got the Mayor knocked up, it would involve magic, time travel and possibly gender bending. Or a if-the-mayor-won AU where Dawn is Faith's brother and weird mystical sex was involved. Is Dawn evil in these cases? Who knows.
4 - Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you rec any?
Umm, i wrote one involving Olivia, which was remixed. I also recently rec'd the fantastic vex not the roses and have in the past read a few other Giles/Olivia, but I don't think I saved the links
5 - Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Spike/Xander? A lot of slash writers seem to think so. I'll read Xander/Spike, but I personally love Spike/Angel and Spike/Giles much better (and Xander/Giles and the aforementioned Xander/Andrew Xander slash parring).
6 - Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Joyce/Olivia or Joyce/Holden? Joyce/Olivia has some interesting season four possibilities (I've always wanted to write a story involving Joyce's gallery). and I don't know what kind of whacked out universe Joyce/Holden would happen in. Unless its a Human!Holden post season 3 story or something. Hmmmm....
7 - What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Anya walked in on Spike and Dawn having sex (season 6-7),she would say something Anya-esqu, and depending on where they were, would advise them to keep it down and/or ask for cash not tell Buffy.
8 - Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Xander wasn't the only cherry Faith popped in season three, and Holden remembers his first time with that weird friend of Buffy with a mixture of awe and confusion. Fast forward three years later, and Holden is doing research in a LA woman's prison, where he meet Faith again. Psychoanalysis and sexual tension ensues. (Bonus AU epilogue where Vamp!Holden escapes Buffy and meets up with faith AGAIN in Cleveland. Cue the dance.)
9 - Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Dude! I have read Mayor Wilkins/Dru fluff!!!!! Well, its mostly fluff. Hard fluff.
10 - Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Anya/Dawn-- Nothing Gold (taken from that Frost poem) Dawn comfort Anya over being not quite human, betrayal and the fleetingness of life.
11 - What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Post Chosen, resurrection fic, where Dru is killed but is resurrected human, and is recruited as a Seer for the new slayers and starts falling for Giles (and vice versa).
12 - Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Anya slash? I think miss_atom might dabble in Anya/Darla slash (umm, because that's a parring made of win) but I donno about anyone else.
13 - Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
There is Faith het? JK, umm, besides me? maybe. Any Faith/Spike or Faith/Robin or Faith/Giles fans out there?
14 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't think so. There is not nearly enough Andrew love.
15 - Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
I hinted at Spike/Giles/Joyce in the second fic I ever wrote, but I don't think folks on my friends list lean towards two out of the three and not all three.
16 - What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something Freudian. (not literally "something Freudian)
17 - If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
For Wilkins, Lake of Fire, from the Nirvana unplugged album. It would be something dark and post season three.
18 - If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Bloodplay, non-explicit dub-con (thrall, bitches), character death (Dru kills someone, and possibly vamps Xander), swearing, and non-explicit sex (though I would fudge Dawn's age to 14 to make it less squicky and illegal for me to post. If I was ever to write such filth and depravity, of course.)
19 - What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Something Freudian Honestly, I see Spike picking up Holden, but that's nether here nor there.
20 - When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Hmmm, it was an older fic I read weeks ago, a short about all the new memory jammed in her brain overnight, to account for Dawn, as the beginning of her brain cancer. But, sadly, not a lot of Joyce fic out there.
21 - What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Xander likes anal sex, and Anya indulged him with a huge ass strap-on. and sometimes, he thought of Giles Spike Buffy Holden Larry.
22 - Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
No (did I mention that Andrew is so gay?), but if Olivia was a sci-fi nerd, and they were both drunk, and Olivia had a huge ass strap on a Star Trek uniform or Matrix Fetish outfit.
23 - If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Faith and Anya? Tough choice. Anya does, but everyone assumes Faith tops.
24 - "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Drusilla and Olivia are in a happy (and mildly parasitic) relationship until Olivia runs off with Giles. Dru, Broken-hearted (but not terribly surprised), has a hot one-night stand with Andrew (they role play, Dru as Bellatrix and Andrew as Snape), and a brief unhappy affair with Dawn (Dawn's blood makes her temporary sane), then follows the wise advice of Joyce (in a vision brought on by virgin's blood and absinthe) and finds true love with Faith (and calls Buffy to gloat).
The title: April, who is the cruelest (fuck yeah stolen from a Neil Gaiman short story), because this would take place over the course of a month.foreverxkisses would read for the Dru/Faith slash, denelian would read it cause I would send it to her first and tiger_bri_duck might, though she doesn't like Faith. Someone really good at crack should write this.
25 - How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Anya/Wilkins? Man would season 3 have been weird. Real weird. But as a fellow old demon, he could help Anya be a demon again, and she in turn could work for him to talk out the scoobies. But i can't see actual sex, cause Wilkins strikes me as a no sex before ascension type. Also, Anya in sexy professional wear!