[Fic] This Wasn't In the Handbook(Anya,Giles,Spike) R
Title: This Wasn't In The Handbook
Author: Ersatz Fiction
Characters: Giles, Anya, Spike
Word count: 300
Rated: Hard R
Warning: Non-graphic non-con in Part 2. That's what Succubus's (Succubi?)do.
AN: Written for monster madness at good__evil using the prompt Succubus. Despite the warning, this is suppose to be amusing.
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The succubus crept through the window and along the ceiling. Below, her target slept back to back with human female.
No, not quite human…
“I wouldn't.” The not-human rolled over.
“You shouldn't be able to see me.”
“I still retain some of my abilities.” Shit.
“Anyanka?”
“In the now mortal flesh. You better leave my Xander alone. He’s off limits.”
She dropped to the floor. “This is the third time tonight I failed to steal any essence. I’ll lose my job for sure.”
Anya patted her back. “Look for the lonely ones, they’re less likely to have orgasm friends.”
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Giles blinked sleep from his eyes.
“I’m still dreaming.”
“Umm,” the succubus riding him stilled. “Right. You’re still dreaming.”
The dagger under his pillow was at her throat. “Get off me, hellion.”
“You’re not supposed to wake up! I’m never going to get this right!” the succubus wailed.
“You should leave now. Find someone else to suck dry so I won’t have to slit your throat.”
The succubus slid off his cock and sat next to him on the bed, bat wings wrapped around herself dejectedly.
“What about the vampire chained up downstairs?”
Giles professional curiosity perked. “Go right ahead.”
Coda
“Feel so drained, luv.” Spike breathed. “Too bad I don’t got any fags.”
She perched on the end of the tub, reading a tiny book. If Spike wasn’t so sated, he’d have asked where the naked demon kept such a thing.
“Fuck!”
“In a little bit, baby.”
“Shut up vampire! I’m going to lose my job because apparently vampire essence is dead.”
“Everyone knows that.”
“But not all vampires. You haven’t come back from the dead recently, have you?”
“No, just the once.”
“Double fuck!"
“I do have the address of a bloke in LA you may wanna look up…”
Fin
Author: Ersatz Fiction
Characters: Giles, Anya, Spike
Word count: 300
Rated: Hard R
Warning: Non-graphic non-con in Part 2. That's what Succubus's (Succubi?)do.
AN: Written for monster madness at good__evil using the prompt Succubus. Despite the warning, this is suppose to be amusing.
----
The succubus crept through the window and along the ceiling. Below, her target slept back to back with human female.
No, not quite human…
“I wouldn't.” The not-human rolled over.
“You shouldn't be able to see me.”
“I still retain some of my abilities.” Shit.
“Anyanka?”
“In the now mortal flesh. You better leave my Xander alone. He’s off limits.”
She dropped to the floor. “This is the third time tonight I failed to steal any essence. I’ll lose my job for sure.”
Anya patted her back. “Look for the lonely ones, they’re less likely to have orgasm friends.”
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Giles blinked sleep from his eyes.
“I’m still dreaming.”
“Umm,” the succubus riding him stilled. “Right. You’re still dreaming.”
The dagger under his pillow was at her throat. “Get off me, hellion.”
“You’re not supposed to wake up! I’m never going to get this right!” the succubus wailed.
“You should leave now. Find someone else to suck dry so I won’t have to slit your throat.”
The succubus slid off his cock and sat next to him on the bed, bat wings wrapped around herself dejectedly.
“What about the vampire chained up downstairs?”
Giles professional curiosity perked. “Go right ahead.”
Coda
“Feel so drained, luv.” Spike breathed. “Too bad I don’t got any fags.”
She perched on the end of the tub, reading a tiny book. If Spike wasn’t so sated, he’d have asked where the naked demon kept such a thing.
“Fuck!”
“In a little bit, baby.”
“Shut up vampire! I’m going to lose my job because apparently vampire essence is dead.”
“Everyone knows that.”
“But not all vampires. You haven’t come back from the dead recently, have you?”
“No, just the once.”
“Double fuck!"
“I do have the address of a bloke in LA you may wanna look up…”
Fin