Well, Well, Well...
Well, I was wrong about my life being boring. Well, last saturday right after i got off the computer and was about to go to bed. I got a call asking to come to a kegger, I was like man fuck it, what else do I have to lose. So, I packed up because I am going to Louisville in the morning sometime,..... all nighter for the 3rd time this weekend(mine starts on thursday), So, I go to this keg party and have mad fun and get trashed till like almost 6 . Then, we go to Walmart, and I didn't know that man people go shopping at 6 in the morning. Well, we, being me my friends, Brittany and Tony, and like 3 random girls, i nver met before, go back to his house. Well, soon after like everyone except me and one of the girls passed out. she's like you can get some sleep if you want, offering me the couch, I am like "no, I have to stay up because I am going to Louisvill in a few hours, still drunk may I add. So she's like well let's run to the store and get some redbulls I'll stay up with you. So, it ends up we get a 1/5 of rum, because really who likes the taste of Redbull. We stay up drinking and shootin the shit(talking for non country people), She finally breaks down and ask me why I don't have a girlfriend(my favorite question in the whole world), and I am like "Well, I don't think girls like ugly guys and I thought all guys were assholes, so who wants to be with a ugly asshole..." She went on being astonished for a second and says "I would love to hang out with you, you're awesome, shit I would even date you if I wasn't dating 2 people right now, I giggled to myself, and said "thanks". Then, she goes into explanation about how the guys she's dated are assholes, then, asks to lay on the couch with me. I am like yea, but you have to go grab more rum and redbulls so I don't have to get up again. So, I actually was comfy, I was cuddling without having to sex, and drinking rum and redbulls, and that was great. So, Matt arrives to pick me and she had passed out on my arm. So, I clim b over the couch with my arm still under her head grab a pillow and slide it in place of my arm, grab my bag, and am almost out the door, when I hear "i cuddled with you and i can't even get a hug goodbye. So, she hugs me and kisses my cheek and tells me she put her number on my phone. I tell her, "you are the one with 2 guys, you call me". I guess she knew I was right, haha. Matt, Jenna, and I stop to grab food and are out on the way. Well, we smoke and chill the whole way there, I had to pee relly bad halfway there(mind I am still fucking lit) and Matt says "he's not pulling over" I made him a special Powerade and asked him if he wanted a drink, haha. No I didn't let him drink it, that would have been wrong(funny). Well, we are getting directions to the place we are meeting Jenna's friend Lindsey, I already know Lindsey, who lives with her twin sister, Katie, who i have never met.... weird. So, like I said we are getting directions when my roommate calls and says who did you get pregnant, and I freak out and I am like "what the fuck, are you talking about" and he's like "well, a sherriff came here this morning looking for you, saying you have to go to court for child support". What the fuck I don't even have a child to support, well he tells me the whole ordeal, while Matt and jenna are bitching at me to call Lindsey back for direction. I say to them shut the fuck I don't give a damn if you wreck this fucking car this is really important. They just turn around and say nothing well, I get all the details and get off the phone and get there soon after. I wanted to freak out, but I always use condoms, it's all good. Pretty much, it put a damper on my morning. So, we proceed to smoke a few blunts and go skate. We get to the park after getting hella lost. I had a fun time there fooling around. I love riding the tranny there. Oh and I agree with what Drew Bachrach said "Louisville has a beautiful concrete park and hot chicks". Well, we leave there and go to a bunch of spots and the U of L campus. we never got kicked out and everyone was ripping and shit. It was good times. Well, after we get the "skateritis of where-to-goism". We go to Taco Bell then, go back to the park and have a chill session. I had loads of fun. Well, we left the park went to Lindsey house. I finally met her twin, she talks a bit deeper and more thugish, and is a little skinny, but the straight up look like each other like most the twins i know. Well, I actually went to sleep on the way back got to my house, and passed out hardcore. i woke this morning to call the sherriff that came to my house. I talk to him he says "he's very sorry for the mistake" and I don't have to go to court, so woo mahfuckin' hoo. I have been writing this ever since. I can hear the Cat Stevens right now. Ooooo, It's a wild world.
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