A Very Special Christmas Picspam!
So we start with the sweetness of Grandpa showing up and dressing like Santa to put down the presents, eat some sweets and drink some milk. Lil boy watches from the stairs and it's ADORABLE. Except, you know, it's also Supernatural, so it's a little effed up because Santa Grandpa gets sucked up the fireplace. AWESOME! MERRY CHRISTMAS LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS!
Poor kid!
I love this title.
HELLLLLLLLLO BOYS IN SUITS! DEAN YOU'RE HOT.
I don't know why, but I love this, when the boys hook a finger into their collars. It's like equal parts unease about being suited up, and just general, random touches.
Sam you are hot here (See, I can't even pick a side!)
Sam's sorry, of course you are.
Hot boys and BONUS PRECIOUS IN THE CAST!
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Hahah, Dean doesn't know Dick Van Dyke. Dumbass.
I love how Sam just waves his hand at Dean, "Nevermind"
Sam makes super adorable faces here about Evil!Santa
OMG SAM YOUR GIGANTIC ARMS AND FINGERS!
Aww, Dean told Sam there's no Santa. Sigh. He probably made this same :-O face
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DEAN WANTS CHRISTMAS! Boston Market, pfft.
Sam's a Grinch who says no to Christmas. Fuck you Sam, Christmas is magical and has cookies and chocolate and LOTS OF FOOD. I bet Jared loves Christmas.
WTF I don't remember this, hahaha.
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!CHESTERS!
Wee!Dean says John's a salesmen, then says he's Bond, and that they move around a lot because people get tired of seeing his face. And yells at Wee!Sam for bringing up Mary. Aww. Dean you're a Wee!Dick!
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Anti-Santa will walk with a limp and smell like sweets. "Pimp Santa," oh Dean.
Santa is kind of creepy to me. Err, Santa at malls and such. When I was a freshman in high school, a bunch of us spent a half-day off during December at the mall across the street from our school and we thought it'd be fun to take a pic with Santa. We crowded around his lap and the dude tucked me and another girl in way to tight and his fingers kinda tapped against us and tugged. It was uncomfortable, thank you. And this dude reminds me of it.
Santa's got a special gift for you. (insert creepy chuckle here)
Welcome to Santa's court. Can I escort your child to Santa?
No. No. Uh.. But, actually my brother here ... It's been a lifelong dream of his.
(ahahaha why does Dean always make Sam out to be the creepster? LOVE IT)
Uh, sorry. No kids over.. 12?
No, he's just kidding. We only came here to watch.
(omg Dean your face ... more appropriately JENSEN YOUR FACE YOU ARE ADORABLE TO THE NTH DEGREE!)
Ew.
Ah.. I-I didn't mean that we came here to w-. Y-
Thanks a lot, Dean. Thanks for that.
HEE!
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So the boys do a stakeout, Dean asks what time it is, Sam says "Same as the last time you asked." MY GOD YES Dean totally asks 'what time is it? what time is it? what time is it?'
Why are you the boy who hates Christmas?
(Dean's so SAD ABOUT IT! Gosh Sam, have a heart!)
Dean...
I mean, I admit it, you know? We had a few bumpy holidays when we were kids.
"Bumpy"?
That was then. We'll do it right this year.
(DAMNIT SAM DEAN IS TRYING THAT'S NEW FOR HIM!)
Look, Dean. If you want to have christmas knock yourself out. Just don't involve me.
DEAN IS NOT IMPRESSED SAM
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They hear noises and Sam threatens that "Mr. Gung-Ho christmas just may have to blow away Santa." NICE SAM REAL FUCKING NICE.
Santa is skeevy and watching PORN
He's also freaked by the boys jumping into his trailer SO THEY SING CHRISTMAS CAROLS. BADLY.
HAHAHA OH BOYS
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There's another freaky Santa incident. Jesus H. Christ, I never realized how creepy this whole thing is. I just always think about Christmas as fun and colorful and for the most part, the episode is. Little boy has to watch Evil Santa drag his father down the stairs WTF?
Poor kid. I bet that actor has nightmares and hates Christmas as much as Sam Winchester
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MOAR SUITS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
I don't even know who to compliment anymore, Dean, Jensen, Sam, Jared? You're all fucking beautiful in suits.
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They talk about the Meadowsweet and all the crazy shit going on. Blah blah blah. It's interesting for the story, but there's nothing special in the screencaps. Well, you know, except boys be hot!
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Help you boys?
I hope so. Uh.. We were playing Jenga over at the Walsh's the other night and uh..
Well, he hasn't shut up since about this Christmas wreath. I don't know,
(hahaha oh Dean, I love this face on you. You just KNOW how you're tormenting your brother, no wonder he doesn't wanna give you Christmas)
you tell him.
Sure.
It was yummy.
DEAN YOU SMUG BASTARD YOU ARE SO PRETTY AND HOT AND AWESOME, NO MATTER HOW MEAN YOU ARE TO YOUR LITTLE BROTHER
HI BB IN THE V-NECK!
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HEY!!! So, remember at a Con someone asked Jensen how he'd portray Sam in a bodyswitch episode? This is fucking it.
HAHAHAHAHA
AWWWWWWWW They have a heart-to-heart about Christmas, Dean remembers a stole wreath with beer cans and Sam's all 'Why're you Bing Crosby all of a sudden?"
They share the whole 'this is Dean's last Christmas' and Dean wants it but that's exactly why Sam can't, and the boys' eyes get red and I'm feeling teary eyed just watching it.
IN OTHER NEWS BOYS HAVE FABULOUS PROFILES BEAUTIFUL BBS BEAUTIFUL
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Wee!Dean brings Wee!Sam dinner. Aww.
Funyons are fucking disgusting, yo.
Colin you are ADORABLE.
Ridge, I don't think you're that great an actor and you don't look anything like Dean whatsoever, but you play up the attitude and moxy pretty good. I'm happy to call you my "second favorite Winchester who isn't played by Jared or Jensen."
WEE!SAM FAAAAAAAAACES!
Dean helps Sam into bed and it reminds me of Playthings when he puts Sam to bed drunk. Sigh. Little Sammy crying.
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Think Jensen's wearing lifts? PFFFFFT
OMG I LOVE THESE PEOPLE
OH FUDGE!
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PUT IT IN YOUR EAR DEAN I DARE YOU
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OMG JARED/SAM'S FINNNNNNGERS
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So they find bodies and crap in the basement and then the Carringtons show up and fuck shit up.
TUMMMMMEEEEHHHHH
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UM HI THEY ARE PRACTICALLY TIED TO EACH OTHER UNNNNNNF
Oooh, and here we thought you two lazybones were gonna sleep straight through all the fun stuff.
And miss all this? Nah, we're partiers.
Isn't he a kick in the pants, honey?
(hahah Sam's bitchface)
You're hunters, is what you are.
I JUST WANNA NOM ON THAT NECK OMG YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Yeah, and you're pagan gods. So why don't we call it even and go our separate ways?
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There's tons of adorable little things said here, like "Don't be such a gloomy gus" and "Righty roo." I bet that guy says Okey doke!
They cut Sam then Dean
You bitch!
Oh, my goodness, me. Somebody owes a nickel to the swear jar.
Oh, you know what I say when I feel like swearing? Fudge.
I'll try and remember that.
You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you
Very good!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Ohh-ho! We've got a winner
(I seriously love these two)
Sweet Peter on a Popcicle Stick, I forgot the tooth!
Somebody gonna get that? You should get that.
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So they hide and then fight (like men in tights) (sorry, I had to)
Sam stabs Mrs. Carrington (fiercely, I may add!) in the gut. LOOKIT THAT HAIR HAHAHA
And Dean takes out Mr Alright Roo.
Merry Christmas
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OMG WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!CESTERS!
Dean wakes Sam up for presentses
Sam gets a Barbie, because John "thinks you're a girl."
John didn't show, Dean stole it, which is pathetic, but kinda sweet.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S SWEETER?!?!?!
DEAN LOVES ITTTTTTTTTTTTT!
CUE RANDOM LITTLE BIT OF JINGLE BELLS, SO CUTE.
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SAM THE MAIDEN LIES IN WAIT
FOR HIS PRINCE CHARMING BROTHER
OMG THE FUCKING SHIRT SAM/JARED WTF IT'S CHRISTMAS PUT ON SOMETHING DECENT
Egg nog's strong, but "We're good"
Sam's pleased to please Dean (heh)
OMG JARED'S LAUGHS IN THIS SCENE ARE ADORABLE SAM NEVER LAUGHS EVER
DEAN'S PLEASED TO HAVE PLEASED SAM
Fuel for me and fuel for my baby!
They watch the game and Sam's giving this to Dean and Dean's happy but restraining himself and OMG BROTHERS
Awww, Impala Baby has to watch through the window.
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas is one of my favorite Christmas songs and it's so sweet yet depressing here and emotional and OH MY GOD I'M LIKE TEARING UP AGAIN. OKAY GUYS, MY LIFE IS SHITTY RIGHT NOW AND I'M BLAMING IT ON THAT OKAY? I AM AN EMOTIONAL HUMAN BEING AND YOU MAKE SIBLINGS, BROTHERS SPECIFICALLY, BE ALL SWEET TO EACH OTHER IN BOYISH WAYS THAT ARE HIDDEN BENEATH RUGGED MANNERS AND I'M GONNA FUCKING LOVE IT, OKAY?
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Well done Krip & Co. Written my Krip and Jeremy Carver, who I've covered before, so I'm not gonna do it again. But BRAVO BOYS BRAVO.