SOCCCCCER

[dugindeep]

IDEK. I've never been turned on my soccer dudes and I don't like running so I only played a rec league when I was like seven, though I've been watching my niece play now ... wait, no, I can't mention my 7-year-old niece playing sports in the same post about J2 and soccer shorts.

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