Boats and Hoes | NC-17 | J2, Chad, Misha

[dugindeep]

Title: Boats and Hoes
Rating: NC-17: bad words and sex
Word Count: 5,000ish
Notes: Um, so moodswingers requested someone write Jared as a 90’s rapper and Jensen as a stuck-up sorta guy … I asked my flist for help and prompts, some I took, some are on the back burner for timestamps, and the rest is … kinda embarrassing. IDEK. Title and cut and numerous

Comments

[z3s_keep_going]

hahaha thats hilarious! love it!

[dugindeep]

Hahaha thank you!

[timehasa_way]

IT'S EPIC, JUST LIKE I SAID.

This cracked me up so bad. There were so many lines and little things that I LOVED that I can't even bring them all up now. So awesome. You're the best, haha.

OMG, the lyrics. And the fight, with Jared just yelling, "What the fuck, yo?" And him being unable to talk, and CrankyPants, and omg. This is some good crack!

[dugindeep]

OMG IDEK. HAHAHAHA

[quarterwhore]

LM-FUCKING-O.

[dugindeep]

NICE!!

[alasse]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OH, MAN. WE NEED TO ENABLE YOU FOREVER.

This was HILARIOUS. J-Boozie. J-BOOZIE. SRSLY.

[dugindeep]

OBVS MY BEST WORK IS ENABLED.

I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID HERE, BUT I'M LAUGHING NOW TOO.

[coyotesuspect]

Oh my that was fast!

Also: LMAO

HILARIOUS.

[dugindeep]

HAHAHA Thank you.