LA FACE WITH AN OAKLAND BOOTY HAHAHAA
Okay, you know how I love you all, and I can't ever say no to anything, and everything in the world prompts me? moodswingers just posted this:
I want a J2 where Jared is an early 90s rapper who falls in love with a highbrow journalist/cellist/etiquette teacher/something prissy Jensen who finds his music vulgar and disgusting. Basically, I just want Jared to start making songs about Jensen's "LA face with an Oakland booty", and Jensen to be horrified, yet strangely curious. This would have to be an alternate reality where gay rappers could be mainstream stars, and Jared could be, IDK, Snoop Dogg and have a Death Row-style posse, with JDM as Dr. Dre, Misha as Xzibit, and Chad as a roadie. Also, Aldis as Timbaland.
I have volunteered to write this. So what I'm asking from you guys ... any crazy ideas to fit into this just to make it that much more cracktastic. Leave them here. I don't promise to use them all, but I'm sure they'll all inspire me to something.
MY GOD I HAVE TO WRITE spook_me STILL. SEND HELP.
P.S. I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW I'M LIKE THE WHITEST WHITE GIRL OUT THERE EVEN THOUGH I USED TO LOVE DRE AND SNOOP BACK IN THE DAY AND I HAVE KARAOKED KNOW ALLLLL THE WORDS TO RAPPER'S DELIGHT*. SO ANY HELP IS HELP TIMES TEN. I don't know anything about new rappers, so really, helllllllp.
*OMG THAT MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE AN APPERANCE.
I want a J2 where Jared is an early 90s rapper who falls in love with a highbrow journalist/cellist/etiquette teacher/something prissy Jensen who finds his music vulgar and disgusting. Basically, I just want Jared to start making songs about Jensen's "LA face with an Oakland booty", and Jensen to be horrified, yet strangely curious. This would have to be an alternate reality where gay rappers could be mainstream stars, and Jared could be, IDK, Snoop Dogg and have a Death Row-style posse, with JDM as Dr. Dre, Misha as Xzibit, and Chad as a roadie. Also, Aldis as Timbaland.
I have volunteered to write this. So what I'm asking from you guys ... any crazy ideas to fit into this just to make it that much more cracktastic. Leave them here. I don't promise to use them all, but I'm sure they'll all inspire me to something.
MY GOD I HAVE TO WRITE spook_me STILL. SEND HELP.
P.S. I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW I'M LIKE THE WHITEST WHITE GIRL OUT THERE EVEN THOUGH I USED TO LOVE DRE AND SNOOP BACK IN THE DAY AND I HAVE KARAOKED KNOW ALLLLL THE WORDS TO RAPPER'S DELIGHT*. SO ANY HELP IS HELP TIMES TEN. I don't know anything about new rappers, so really, helllllllp.
*OMG THAT MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE AN APPERANCE.