Filled - Inconvenient - PG13 (ish)rozabellaloveMarch 20 2011, 16:47:35 UTC
Jensen There’s a reason Jared had to stop eating soup. It’s a strange reason, but a valid one all the same. Jared’s got narcolepsy. I used to laugh at him when he said he had it, the whole thing sounded so damn stupid, but the first time he fell asleep in makeup and nearly impaled himself on the hair girl Jeannie’s scissors, I realized he wasn’t joking.
I had to stop getting him those long chewy gummy worm things too. He’d shove them in his mouth and sort of suck them down without really chewing and every fucking time I’d find him asleep in his trailer, half choking on the worms, snoring and yet still twitching from the sugar rush. He’s got the loudest snore you ever heard, like a jackhammer going through concrete, and it gets worse if he’s been drinking, worse again if he’s got a cold. I can’t take him to watch a movie, can’t go to the theatre. Opera’s not too bad, the singing drowns him out - but who wants to go to the opera? Not me that’s for damn certain.
Jared Yep, soup’s definitely out of the question. It’s not like I don’t
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *squees and then tackles you to the ground* oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! ahhhhhhhh, I totally love how this is like documentary style hehehehehehehehehehehehe or it makes me think of Modern Family a little hehe. and just awwwwwwwwwwwwww. love it! <33333333
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There’s a reason Jared had to stop eating soup. It’s a strange reason, but a valid one all the same. Jared’s got narcolepsy. I used to laugh at him when he said he had it, the whole thing sounded so damn stupid, but the first time he fell asleep in makeup and nearly impaled himself on the hair girl Jeannie’s scissors, I realized he wasn’t joking.
I had to stop getting him those long chewy gummy worm things too. He’d shove them in his mouth and sort of suck them down without really chewing and every fucking time I’d find him asleep in his trailer, half choking on the worms, snoring and yet still twitching from the sugar rush. He’s got the loudest snore you ever heard, like a jackhammer going through concrete, and it gets worse if he’s been drinking, worse again if he’s got a cold. I can’t take him to watch a movie, can’t go to the theatre. Opera’s not too bad, the singing drowns him out - but who wants to go to the opera? Not me that’s for damn certain.
Jared Yep, soup’s definitely out of the question. It’s not like I don’t ( ... )
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Well, of course. *This story* is adorable.
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*HUGS*
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Is it wrong that I want to make it into a schmoop 'verse now? I could love the schmoop too!
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*SQUISHES*
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