The Magnificent, Magnificent Seven
funny story: yesterday, I came home from work to a notice that they’re shutting off my building’s water from 6-8am today, meaning I had to get up at 5:30am to shower, when it’s normally 7-7:30 for me. UGH. I decided to do something constructive while I was up.
So. Here’s the thing. I grew up in Berwyn, IL, which is the Southerly neighbor of Oak Park. And there are no hills whatsoever, okay? Chicago and the metropolitan area is completely flat. Absolutely, utterly flat. Other issues? 1) This whole block screams new development and Oak Park is one of the older suburbs, seeing that it butts right up against Chicago. There is no new development in this town, all houses are older and aged and hardly anyone has a driveway. 2) You cannot get a view like that of the skyline; there are too many houses and trees and apartment buildings in the way. The best you get is on a wide open road that leads into town (Ogden comes to mind, but that’s in Berwyn, so still not quite right). 3) The skyline’s backwards.
So. Stop fucking up Illinois towns. Dumbasses.
That said?
This is pretty cool.
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AHAHAHA Bachman Turner Overdrive is killer here.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN. IN A TANK TOP. DEAN SKIN!
Sam is unimpressed.
Okay, knowing Dean is Dean, WHY would Sam even attempted to look inside?
"Lemme see your knife"
"For what?"
"So I can gouge my eyes out."
"It was a beautiful natural act"
I bet Dean <333
"That’s a part of you I never wanna see Dean."
I WANNA SEE IT!
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“Candy gram”
Dean, you dumbass. Why didn’t you just call landshark? Or was that next?
creeeeeeepeeeee
NEWSFLASH!
Dean’s pretty.
Just, you know, in case you hadn’t figured it out.
Noise outside
Dean inspects
And gets laid out on his ass
Isaac and Tamara
I like this view, IDK why, just something different and funny, because Dean’s still laid out on his back.
Which, you know, is kind of an awesome image XD
“Hellooooo! Bleeding here!”
Oh, Dean. Please to be comic relief.
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“Well, Jenny, as pretty as you sound, I’d love to have an apple martini”
I bet you would. You LOVED those purple nurples.
Isaac and Tamara don’t play well with others.
And Sam’s indignant.
I’m kinda with you there, Sam.
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KATIE CAS! KATIE CAS! KATIE CAS!
How funny that I fucking adore Ruby here but hate her for being a two-timing bitch in Season 4.
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“Those are nice shoes.”
No, not really.
Bitch be CRAYZAY!
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“You know, what happened outside, reminds us of how fragile life is. Have to make every second count.”
DEAN. Jesus, libido don’t stop for the devil, do it?
“Dean, what are you doing?”
“I'm comforting the bereaved. What are you doing?”
“Workin'. Dead body, possible demon attack -- that kind of stuff.”
(the coughing really sells it)
“Sam, I'm sorry. It's just, I don't have much time left, and I’ve got to make every second count.”
“Yeah, right. All right. Sorry.”
“Apology accepted.”
Dean, Dean, Dean.
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They check out the videotape at the store, see the weird guy.
KATIE CAS APPEARS.
Stalking Sam in a kinda sexy way, if I do say so myself.
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Dean and Bobby in the car, Sam smacks the window.
Hah!
Sam shoves the seat forward
And Dean’s pissed
Maybe it’s payback for all the times he’s walked in on you having sex, Dean? You think about that?
Ehh, who’m I kidding. It’s a beautiful, beautiful thing.
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Isaac and Tamara go to the bar and are made.
Stupid.
GROSS.
I wonder what he really drank. It just looks so weird.
So, boys come in, save the day, kidnap the demon.
All in a day’s work, folks.
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Back at the hideout, everyone’s fighting
I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!
Hah.
OMG FAVORITE COMEDIC DEAN MOMENT EVER.
“There's seven. Do you have any idea who we're up against?”
“No. Who?”
“The seven deadly sins, live and in the flesh!”
"What's in the box?!"
“Brad pitt? Se7en? No?”
Best fuckin’ reveal of monsters/danger. Seriously.
That movie is the greatest.
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The Seven Deadly Sins have come topside because they can. Simple as that. And Freaky, opening the door for so much shit this season.
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“You guys, why don't you take Tamara and head for the hills? I'll stay back, slow them down, buy you a little time.”
Fuckin’ Dean. Always on a suicide mission.
“Look, if we're going down, we're going down together, all right?”
And Sam, the trusty sidekick, refusing the back down.
Atta boy, Sam!
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And here, shit goes crayzay!
We have Sloth.
And Lust.
But you, Pride?
You’re my favorite :-D
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MMMMMM
NOM NOM NOM NOM
I’m sorry, but who doesn’t love watching Dean/Jensen mack?
But Dean’s got other plans!
Hell yeah!
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Meanwhile, Sam gets his ass kicked.
And Katie Cas saves the day!
Mmm, thigh holsters are hot on chicks, too.
“Who the hell are you?”
I can see you’re turned on, Sam. It’s okay. She’s mighty fine.
“I'm the girl that just saved your ass.”
“Well, I just saved yours, too.”
“See you around, Sam.”
NOICE!
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Bobby exorcises all night, saves Sloth and Lust. They start talking about the knife, still unsure.
“I'm just gonna ask it again -- who was that masked chick?”
“ Actually, the more troubling question would be, ‘how come a girl can fight better than you?’”
“Three demons, Dean. At once.”
“Hey, whatever it takes to get you through the night, pal.”
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Sam mentions a hoodoo priestess, Dean says ‘nah,’ and Sam gets pissy.
“We trap the crossroads demon, trick it, try to welch our way out of the deal in any way? You die. Okay? You die. Those are the terms. There's no way out of it. If you try to find a way, so help me god, I'm gonna stop you.”
“How could you make that deal, Dean?”
“'Cause I couldn't live with you dead. Couldn't do it.”
*sadface*
“So, what, now I live and you die?”
“That's the general idea, yeah.”
I don’t get how Sam is surprised by this at all. All they do is throw each other in harm’s way for the other. Like Dean saying they can’t get out of the deal is such a surprise?
Now, just to end on a good note.
LOLOLOLOL Jensen, never change, please, oh please, never.
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I don’t care for Isaac or Tamara, like, at all, I really do enjoy this premiere, think it’s one of the better ones we’ve been given. I can’t wait for 4.01 for the Epic Hug, but still. We get fighting and snark and angst and KATIE CAS. HUZZAH!
So. Here’s the thing. I grew up in Berwyn, IL, which is the Southerly neighbor of Oak Park. And there are no hills whatsoever, okay? Chicago and the metropolitan area is completely flat. Absolutely, utterly flat. Other issues? 1) This whole block screams new development and Oak Park is one of the older suburbs, seeing that it butts right up against Chicago. There is no new development in this town, all houses are older and aged and hardly anyone has a driveway. 2) You cannot get a view like that of the skyline; there are too many houses and trees and apartment buildings in the way. The best you get is on a wide open road that leads into town (Ogden comes to mind, but that’s in Berwyn, so still not quite right). 3) The skyline’s backwards.
So. Stop fucking up Illinois towns. Dumbasses.
That said?
This is pretty cool.
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AHAHAHA Bachman Turner Overdrive is killer here.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN. IN A TANK TOP. DEAN SKIN!
Sam is unimpressed.
Okay, knowing Dean is Dean, WHY would Sam even attempted to look inside?
"Lemme see your knife"
"For what?"
"So I can gouge my eyes out."
"It was a beautiful natural act"
I bet Dean <333
"That’s a part of you I never wanna see Dean."
I WANNA SEE IT!
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“Candy gram”
Dean, you dumbass. Why didn’t you just call landshark? Or was that next?
creeeeeeepeeeee
NEWSFLASH!
Dean’s pretty.
Just, you know, in case you hadn’t figured it out.
Noise outside
Dean inspects
And gets laid out on his ass
Isaac and Tamara
I like this view, IDK why, just something different and funny, because Dean’s still laid out on his back.
Which, you know, is kind of an awesome image XD
“Hellooooo! Bleeding here!”
Oh, Dean. Please to be comic relief.
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“Well, Jenny, as pretty as you sound, I’d love to have an apple martini”
I bet you would. You LOVED those purple nurples.
Isaac and Tamara don’t play well with others.
And Sam’s indignant.
I’m kinda with you there, Sam.
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KATIE CAS! KATIE CAS! KATIE CAS!
How funny that I fucking adore Ruby here but hate her for being a two-timing bitch in Season 4.
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“Those are nice shoes.”
No, not really.
Bitch be CRAYZAY!
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“You know, what happened outside, reminds us of how fragile life is. Have to make every second count.”
DEAN. Jesus, libido don’t stop for the devil, do it?
“Dean, what are you doing?”
“I'm comforting the bereaved. What are you doing?”
“Workin'. Dead body, possible demon attack -- that kind of stuff.”
(the coughing really sells it)
“Sam, I'm sorry. It's just, I don't have much time left, and I’ve got to make every second count.”
“Yeah, right. All right. Sorry.”
“Apology accepted.”
Dean, Dean, Dean.
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They check out the videotape at the store, see the weird guy.
KATIE CAS APPEARS.
Stalking Sam in a kinda sexy way, if I do say so myself.
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Dean and Bobby in the car, Sam smacks the window.
Hah!
Sam shoves the seat forward
And Dean’s pissed
Maybe it’s payback for all the times he’s walked in on you having sex, Dean? You think about that?
Ehh, who’m I kidding. It’s a beautiful, beautiful thing.
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Isaac and Tamara go to the bar and are made.
Stupid.
GROSS.
I wonder what he really drank. It just looks so weird.
So, boys come in, save the day, kidnap the demon.
All in a day’s work, folks.
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Back at the hideout, everyone’s fighting
I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!
Hah.
OMG FAVORITE COMEDIC DEAN MOMENT EVER.
“There's seven. Do you have any idea who we're up against?”
“No. Who?”
“The seven deadly sins, live and in the flesh!”
"What's in the box?!"
“Brad pitt? Se7en? No?”
Best fuckin’ reveal of monsters/danger. Seriously.
That movie is the greatest.
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The Seven Deadly Sins have come topside because they can. Simple as that. And Freaky, opening the door for so much shit this season.
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“You guys, why don't you take Tamara and head for the hills? I'll stay back, slow them down, buy you a little time.”
Fuckin’ Dean. Always on a suicide mission.
“Look, if we're going down, we're going down together, all right?”
And Sam, the trusty sidekick, refusing the back down.
Atta boy, Sam!
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And here, shit goes crayzay!
We have Sloth.
And Lust.
But you, Pride?
You’re my favorite :-D
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MMMMMM
NOM NOM NOM NOM
I’m sorry, but who doesn’t love watching Dean/Jensen mack?
But Dean’s got other plans!
Hell yeah!
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Meanwhile, Sam gets his ass kicked.
And Katie Cas saves the day!
Mmm, thigh holsters are hot on chicks, too.
“Who the hell are you?”
I can see you’re turned on, Sam. It’s okay. She’s mighty fine.
“I'm the girl that just saved your ass.”
“Well, I just saved yours, too.”
“See you around, Sam.”
NOICE!
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Bobby exorcises all night, saves Sloth and Lust. They start talking about the knife, still unsure.
“I'm just gonna ask it again -- who was that masked chick?”
“ Actually, the more troubling question would be, ‘how come a girl can fight better than you?’”
“Three demons, Dean. At once.”
“Hey, whatever it takes to get you through the night, pal.”
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Sam mentions a hoodoo priestess, Dean says ‘nah,’ and Sam gets pissy.
“We trap the crossroads demon, trick it, try to welch our way out of the deal in any way? You die. Okay? You die. Those are the terms. There's no way out of it. If you try to find a way, so help me god, I'm gonna stop you.”
“How could you make that deal, Dean?”
“'Cause I couldn't live with you dead. Couldn't do it.”
*sadface*
“So, what, now I live and you die?”
“That's the general idea, yeah.”
I don’t get how Sam is surprised by this at all. All they do is throw each other in harm’s way for the other. Like Dean saying they can’t get out of the deal is such a surprise?
Now, just to end on a good note.
LOLOLOLOL Jensen, never change, please, oh please, never.
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I don’t care for Isaac or Tamara, like, at all, I really do enjoy this premiere, think it’s one of the better ones we’ve been given. I can’t wait for 4.01 for the Epic Hug, but still. We get fighting and snark and angst and KATIE CAS. HUZZAH!