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OKAY SO. Between 9pm and 12M, Livejournal decided to be a bitch and go on maintenance break. Meanwhile, I was editing the MAJOR soccer!timestamp and getting crabby on Twitter over this. itskaylie remedied it all with crackfic of LJ/dugindeep.
WTF? IDEK BUT IT'S HYSTERICAL. Also? Most of my lines are real, true tweets. Except for the last part where I press my breasts together and get seductive. I don't do seductive.
WTF? IDEK BUT IT'S HYSTERICAL. Also? Most of my lines are real, true tweets. Except for the last part where I press my breasts together and get seductive. I don't do seductive.