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IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON JIZZ THEMSELVES OVER THE DARK KNIGHT, DESPITE KNOWING I CONSIDER IT A GREAT AIDS ON THE FACE OF CINEMA, I WILL FUCKING SHOOT MYSELF.

Jesus.

Also? I'm so gay for Michael Phelps right now.

But not as gay as Ryan Lochte. Olympian!Slash, ziiiing!