[Event Intro Post, Sort of]

[underworldgates]

::There's a fellow in the park crouched on a bench, eating a hot dog absent mindedly, as he flicks through a smart phone, making 'huh' noises occasionally For some of you, he might be bafflingly familiar. Very bafflingly familiar.::

Comments

[keepersouha]

*Well. I'm staring. From under an umbrella.*

[underworldgates]

::He just stares at you. And after a minute, he manages to speak after swallowing.::

You kinda look like Sootachoo, except more of a girl.

[keepersouha]

*... ... ... they take a few minutes, glowering a bit, thinking, seemingly trying to name off names to themselves... Before finally managing a ping.*

... Yamimaru?

[underworldgates]

Why do you look like a girl?

[keepersouha]

I like to think I'm more ambiguous at the moment-- where in the world have you been?

[underworldgates]

In a void where space, time, and thought don't exist, not aging. And you look like a girl. ::Munches a dog.::

[keepersouha]

Can you stop mentioning that I look like a girl for a few sentences?

[underworldgates]

There's the look I know and love. ::Fell for it.::

[keepersouha]

Why you--

[keepersouha]

*wait, calm down. He's trying to get a rise out of you.*

... You were stuck in a void where space and time didn't exist?

[underworldgates]

Yeah. I was apparently stuck there until a few months ago, Ms. Samsmash.

::Munches the dog. ... Then notices you.:: What's with the umbrella. And. Hotdog? ::Offering. :3c ::

[keepersouha]

Er. No. Not hungry. And the umbrella is to stop the sun.

I do burn easily, and it's summer.

[underworldgates]

Like a real lady too. Man, this is hysterical. I never knew you were that way.

::Munching.::

[keepersouha]

What does that mean!? I'm using this because I burn to a crisp under the sun!

[underworldgates]

It's so lady-like to use an umbrella, Ms. Samsmash.

[keepersouha]

I'm a man at the moment.