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[duel_this]

Our monthly inspection was a complete failure today.

Keh. I should have expected as much from the lower ranks.

You're all a shame to the military!

FUCK YOU ALL!

Comments

[_flarestarter]

Hmmm~ a pity. ♥

[duel_this]

SHUT U- ... Colonel Mustang.. Hn.

[_flarestarter]

I'm proud to admit even if the General did take away unecessary points our score was impressive.

Don't worry, boy. Just try a bit harder next time. ;]

[duel_this]

TRY A BIT HARDER?! I'M CONVINCED THEY'VE SPECIALLY IMPORTED RETARDS INTO THE LOWER DIVISIONS! I SHOULD BE A DIVISION IN ITSELF! SPECIAL OPS: COMBAT! I DEMAND A PROMOTION IMMEADIATELY!!!

[_flarestarter]

IMMEADIATELY, my dear boy? Perhaps when you've mastered the combat of correct spelling I'll put in a good word for you. ♥

[duel_this]

FUCK YOU! I'M CALLING WEBSTER RIGHT NOW AND GETTING THE SPELLING CHANGED! THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S WRONG! KISS MY ASS, COLONEL, YOU POMPOUS BASTARD!

[ice_generate]

. . .

If I had my way you two idiots would be demoted.

[duel_this]

... a thousand pardons, general. He started it.

[_flarestarter]

Just making certain he was prepared for the verbal battlefield, sir. Is silver hair the new military fashion trend?

[duel_this]

As I was making sure our beloved Colonel was still ranking high on the Asshole Test ™ . No need to worry - he's off the charts., as usual. I will kill you. SO HARD. You wish you looked this good.

[_flarestarter]

You're concern for me is flattering. However, there is no need to worry next time. I'm always off the charts. ;] I'm sorry. I'm only looking to attract women, not priests.

[duel_this]

UNECESSARY CONTRACTION! EQUALS INVALID PUNCTUATION!

I WIN, BITCH! I WIN! HA!

You don't get called "The Flaming Colonel" for no reason, moron!

[frenetic]

Killing would be a more permanent solution.