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First I would like to say I have updated my Avatar.
Secondly I dont think that many people have gotten a chance to bask in the glory of Chuck Norris. So here are all the reason that you should love and respect the man that can kill you in one round house kick.
( An LJ cut because there are so many reason to admire Chuck Norris. )
Secondly I dont think that many people have gotten a chance to bask in the glory of Chuck Norris. So here are all the reason that you should love and respect the man that can kill you in one round house kick.
( An LJ cut because there are so many reason to admire Chuck Norris. )
Chuck Norris' left testicle is comprised entirely of beef jerky. Teriyaki style.
A Tsunami is water fleeing from Chuck Norris
Moses did not receive the 10 Commandments from God, they were merely a stone that had been stuck in Chuck Norris' sandal.
Mothers warn their kids not to play with themselves by telling them that Chuck Norris will grow on their palms and roundhouse kick their balls off.
Chuck Norris once fought God. Who won? People are still trying to find God, and Chuck Norris is on a perpetual worldwide victory lap.
Chuck Norris has had sex with every single female on the planet. No, of course that doesn't include his mother, Chuck Norris is coming over in five minutes to kill you for thinking that
Chuck Norris performs back alley abortions with his beard
During the 15th century Chuck Norris became tired of sailors complaining about falling off the edge of the Earth. Chuck Norris then round housed the Earth and made it round. He then created scientology so that one day he could have a reason to hate Tom Cruise.
Chuck Norris believes strongly in ending world hunger. He plans to do this by terminating the populations of all third world countries.
Because of his love for the environment, Chuck Norris doesn't run his vehicles on fossil fuels, but instead heats live cats to 600 degrees Fahrenheit, then uses the remains as a potent bio-fuel. Norris claims he averages 40 miles to a cat.
The reason dogs walk in a circle before laying down is to check for Chuck Norris
If Superman and the Flash were to race to the egde of space you know who would win: Chuck Norris.
One gram of Chuck Norris will power the entire universe for 17 years if placed in a nuclear reactor instead of uranium or plutonium.
President Bush DID have a sure fire plan to end the war in Iraq, However Chuck Norris was busy that day.
When Chuck Norris stares in the sky, clouds sweat out of fear. We call this rain.
Chuck Norris can make a grown man cry with interpretive dance
Chuck Norris versus God, who would win? Trick question! Chuck Norris is God.
Chuck Norris is the reason why you touch yourself at night.
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