From IRC today:
I. I love harukami and the sick way that her mind works. I love her so much.
"That, Ray, is the true reason I became a detective."
"...because he ...looked for clues and had a dog."
"Because I love him, Ray."
"Fraser, that's stupid. Nobody's in love with Steve from Blue's Clues. He's... Steve."
"Ray, with all due respect, if you speak ill of my Steve, I may be forced to engage in fisticuffs."
"What."
"I will punch you in the face."
"...I know what they are, Fraser."
"Then, desist. Because, you see."
"What now."
"...Steve is, ah, cold."
"...Cool, Fraser. And he's not cool. He's, like. Anti-cool."
[THWACK]
"WHAT THE HELL FRASER YOU JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE."
"I did warn you, Ray."
"Okay, look, look. God. I can't believe this, Fraser. You like Steve more than me."
"Ray."
"I just can't BELIEVE--"
"Ray. Ray. Ray. Ray. Ray."
"WHAT."
"Please don't make me choose between you."
"That, Ray, is the true reason I became a detective."
"...because he ...looked for clues and had a dog."
"Because I love him, Ray."
"Fraser, that's stupid. Nobody's in love with Steve from Blue's Clues. He's... Steve."
"Ray, with all due respect, if you speak ill of my Steve, I may be forced to engage in fisticuffs."
"What."
"I will punch you in the face."
"...I know what they are, Fraser."
"Then, desist. Because, you see."
"What now."
"...Steve is, ah, cold."
"...Cool, Fraser. And he's not cool. He's, like. Anti-cool."
[THWACK]
"WHAT THE HELL FRASER YOU JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE."
"I did warn you, Ray."
"Okay, look, look. God. I can't believe this, Fraser. You like Steve more than me."
"Ray."
"I just can't BELIEVE--"
"Ray. Ray. Ray. Ray. Ray."
"WHAT."
"Please don't make me choose between you."