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So there is this man that goes into this theatrical agent's office and he says "Do I have an act for you..." and the theatric agent says "ok well tell me about it" so the man says "Ok, well the act consists of me, my wife, my 13 year old daughter, and my 9 year old son. Sometimes we incorporate our grandmother into the act too. So first my wife comes and joins me on stage in a lovely ball gown, I am in a suit, and we both get ______ and I ______ my wife over and start violently ______ her from behind. She starts squealing like pig being __________ by a hot curling iron and on that cue my daughter comes out on the stage, ____________, ______________, and I put my _________ in my girl. At this point the noise comming from my wife and my daughter are glass shattering so my son comes out on stage and __________ mother's mouth _______________ circumcision _____________________________. Now depending on wether or not grandma is in the act this would be where she comes in, squats, ________. She likes to save it up before every performance. Then the rest of us like to circle around grandma and __________ on one another kind of like a train of ______ until _________. If grandma is out of the performance then we'll usually bring out the piano while I play cabaret and my wife, daughter, and son dance until the music stops then they all slit their ________ and have a ____letting on stage." The talent agent looks at the man and says "Shit, that is some act you've got. What do you call yourselves??" and the man says "The__________!". and then the talent agent says "Wait, what's an Aristoc_at?"