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[dudeyaylatona]

no, i'm not gone yet. i'm staying with kieran, and so far, we're both still alive to tell the tale. i'm pretty much just stuffing my face with take-out and watching party monster hundreds of times. he tolerates me, and i really don't know why, because i'm pretty awful to him. sometimes i feel bad about it, but then i remember that he deserves it

Comments

p.s.

[kieran_culkin]

the plural of penis is penii.

Re: p.s.

[dudeyaylatona]

that's actually not true

Re: p.s.

[kieran_culkin]

I guess what I heard at 3am in a drunken chat once was wrong. what do you know anyway.

Re: p.s.

[dudeyaylatona]

i make it a point to know a lot about dicks

Re: p.s.

[kieran_culkin]

obviously. you've seen more dick than a high school phys. ed. teacher.