twenty-eight
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you are the sexiest, sweetest, nicest, funniest person i know, and you are mine forever, i will kill anyone else who touches you. your birthday present is some double-teaming from me and howie d. i haven't told him yet but i don't think he will object!!
in all honesty, you mean so much to me. you took me on tour with you when i was feeling awful about my life, and you let me live your glamorous lifestyle. you got me the most extravagant birthday gift in the history of everything, and i wish i had enough money to get you something even half as nice. you and i are members of the lamest club ever, but we are still the two hottest bitches on the planet, and i just LOVE YOU so much, and i hope you have the best year ever ever ever because you don't deserve any less than that. :-*
you are the sexiest, sweetest, nicest, funniest person i know, and you are mine forever, i will kill anyone else who touches you. your birthday present is some double-teaming from me and howie d. i haven't told him yet but i don't think he will object!!
in all honesty, you mean so much to me. you took me on tour with you when i was feeling awful about my life, and you let me live your glamorous lifestyle. you got me the most extravagant birthday gift in the history of everything, and i wish i had enough money to get you something even half as nice. you and i are members of the lamest club ever, but we are still the two hottest bitches on the planet, and i just LOVE YOU so much, and i hope you have the best year ever ever ever because you don't deserve any less than that. :-*