Dear Perv, please leave me alone.
Dear Pervy McPerve from the village of Pervyville,
Please cease stalking my online dating pages. No, you're not cute. You had a lot going for you, but your numerous and socially forward comments during our unwanted online session have pulled you out of the running for good.
Please cease leaving the same message in my mailbox. It's obviously the form letter you send to all the women you want to impress.
You did not impress me, you wanted to press something else into me.
In case you were confused, some of us are classy and expect quite a bit more than this riveting invitation: "What are you doing tonight? I can come over and bring a bottle of wine. We can have sex."
Bold, but pervy. And unless you're the Doctor or Captain Jack Harkness, I'm really not interested. At least the Captain would charm my panties off before he'd ask the above question. And the Doctor would be under the heavy influence of some sort of alien sex pollen, but I wouldn't let that deter my judgement.
Anyway, this is your cue to leave.
Me
Please cease stalking my online dating pages. No, you're not cute. You had a lot going for you, but your numerous and socially forward comments during our unwanted online session have pulled you out of the running for good.
Please cease leaving the same message in my mailbox. It's obviously the form letter you send to all the women you want to impress.
You did not impress me, you wanted to press something else into me.
In case you were confused, some of us are classy and expect quite a bit more than this riveting invitation: "What are you doing tonight? I can come over and bring a bottle of wine. We can have sex."
Bold, but pervy. And unless you're the Doctor or Captain Jack Harkness, I'm really not interested. At least the Captain would charm my panties off before he'd ask the above question. And the Doctor would be under the heavy influence of some sort of alien sex pollen, but I wouldn't let that deter my judgement.
Anyway, this is your cue to leave.
Me