[07. and the moon isn't even red tonight]

[dudewheresmypig]

I'm very sorry, but I won't be making it to the dojo today. I know just exactly how hard it is to get this out of tatami ♥ So I'll do my best to keep myself away from things that stain until I'm clean!

But it's a little surprising to see how many of us are in the same situation, isn't it? I wouldn't have guessed. It seems -

[a chair scrapes, and

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[an_old_fool]

Oh my...

[dudewheresmypig]

...I'm sorry, Grandfather, I'll do my best not to drip on anything that would show the blood.

[an_old_fool]

Oh, it's alright, Fujiwara-san! I was just a little shocked.

[dudewheresmypig]

I am an ogre warrior, after all.

[an_old_fool]

Yes, yes! I believe you, ha ha!

I was never much of a swordsman myself. Or a stateman. Ha ha, I was never really much of anything, really.

[dudewheresmypig]

You're a kind man. That may be enough, ne?

...I've only ever been a swordsman, myself.

[an_old_fool]

Ha ha! That does seem to be the only thing I ever had going for me. Oh well.

Oh, I see.

[dudewheresmypig]

But that aside! Would you like anything for supper? I can certainly put some tea on~ I have a cloth to wrap my hands in for a little while ♥

[an_old_fool]

Oh! Tea sounds lovely! Though I could do it! I'm not that useless, ha ha!

[dudewheresmypig]

I don't like to put my guests to work, but if you could heat water for the tea, perhaps I could get out some of those instant noodles?

[an_old_fool]

Ha ha! I can do at least that much!

[dudewheresmypig]

Thank you, Grandfather!

[an_old_fool]

Ha ha! It's the least an old fool can do for his host!

[dudewheresmypig]

Ah, you're no more an old fool than I am ♥

Would you like soy or - hmm, what is this... ah! Shrimp?

[an_old_fool]

Ha ha! Well, I am definitely older! Though Fujiwara-san strikes me as anything but a fool.

Oooo! That sounds good~

[dudewheresmypig]

The shrimp it will be, then!

Age or not, you're certainly no fool yourself~