10. [voicepost]

[dudewheresmypig]

[There's a scrape of fabric, then hissing static for a moment before a loud bang, ruffling pages, and a quieter thump.]

[Fast, disturbed breaths are audible.]

[Steps retreat from the audio pickup, pause, then return.]

--Is that... A-hahaha, how silly of me, I must have hit the wrong button. I'm sorry to bother you all~

[click.]