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Just when I was starting to doubt that I was the coolest person on the planet, I happened to peruse my old yearbooks. These yearbooks provide irrefutable evidence of my greatness. I made them out of printer paper and copied the front page of the real year books to my front page. I received celebrity signatures from Robert Plant and Ted "The Nuge" Nugent. David Yen said he would never forget the time I convinced him to throw a desk on some guy in our woodshop class. Morgan Casey called me a scrub. Megan said she previously thought I cared about nothing and respected nothing, but I proved her wrong. The only dissappointing part was that in Lindsay's signature, she forgot to profess her undying love for me.
Anyways, I'm in Walnut Creek now. Let's kick it. My phone number is 944-5930.
Anyways, I'm in Walnut Creek now. Let's kick it. My phone number is 944-5930.