SAY WHAT?!?!??// no fucking way!
so i moved to chicago.
then i got to hating retail.
SO I GOT A BIG CITY BIKE MESSENGER JOB !!!
wait wait wait, it gets better, THIS JOB PAYS $1900 A MONTH
i am going to be one of those hot female bike messengers with short hair and dirty legs and a beer belly riding down hubbard to kinzie to wacker to lake to randolph to washington to madison to monroe to adams to jackson to van buren to congress to harrison to polk to rooselvelt. by the way i know that's in order from north to south of the loop BAM!
god i am so fucking hot. im going to have good luvin, hot legs, and ride my bike in the summer in HOT PANTS
and a BIKINI TOP!!
good thing i got the american apparel HOOKUP