Jul 06, 2005 00:18
i havent updated this for a while but ill do that now. so jimmy (stalkerbob69) comes over to my house and gets me out of bed at like 1:30-2 in the afternoon. we watch tv for a while then my little brother comes in and is like lets go get fireworks so were like ok lets go so were on our way and get my older brother and head over to wisconsin. we go over and get some big stuff we spent over $300 there and headed back. so we eat and then go outside for a while and the neighbor was over with his like 13 year old kid and was telling us how he was lighting bottle rockets out of his kids butt crack so were like lets see and his dad lights one and it doesnt fly out and explodes on his back it was so funny we all laughed and jimmy caught it on his camera and it was awesome. so after it got dark we started lighting off the stuff for like 15-20 people. we had a police scanner with so wed know if the cops were called. that delayed our start too cuz there was one talking out in front of the house with the neighbor but we got going after he left so we lit them off for a good hour and no cops and there were people down farther lighting some illegal stuff too but not as big. then we hear on the scanner that they got a call at the station for fireworks complaint in my town which is small to begin with so yeah. we lit more off and i told the neighbor kid to light another bottle rocket out of his butt and got him convinced. so we tried it with the same result and we all laughed including my grandma and that was funny. my mom wasnt very amused but oh well it was so funny. so we light off all the big one and then start the fountains and were doing those and lit the biggest one last and it was awesome it made a big fan of sparks from one side to the other and back and shot up other stuff and just as it ended a cop car pulls up without any lights on and he pulls in the yard. he gets out and were like that was just the last one and we joked around with him and hes like im sick of going all over hearing that was the last then a few minutes later theyre lighting them again but we were done and hes like well im gonna take a look around and he looked and everything was empty and he sees the big mortar ones and is like geez how much did this cost and we said and then jimmys like too much and hes like yeah i stopped at the ones up the street and they go why are you stopping here they have bigger stuff down there and jimmy goes yeah you have to go all out its go big or go home and the cop laughs and says yeah and then leaves with no ticket or warning or anything even though he saw our stuff was illegal so it was awesome. if you missed it that sucks cuz this was better than watching ones that cities put on so youll just have to catch it next year. now that you guys can get to sleep after all the reading ill stop.