4x07 Its the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester
1. Dude
Dean: 2
"Those little dudes are scary. Small hands."
"Dude, you're not going off alone."
Sam: 0
2. "I've been everywhere, man."
Dean: 3
"Its Halloween, man."
"Witches man, they're so frigging skeevy."
"Look man, I know you're into the whole God thing."
Sam: 1
"Relax, man. Its at least a hundred years old."
3. "Jerk." "Bitch."
Bitch
Dean: 4
"There's no reason for wicked bitch payback."
"I'm starting to cramp like a , son of a bitch."
"No, Sam, I mean son of a bitch."
"Its like the bitch hopped a broom stick."
Sam: 0
Jerk
Dean: 1
"For all we know, God hates these jerks."
4. Jinx: 0
5. Fence-jumpin', Lock-pickin', Gun-shootin', and Door-kickin'
Number of times a fence is jumped (by Sam, Dean, or both): 0
Number of times a lock is picked (by Sam or Dean): Sam doesn't pick a lock, but he beats the crap out of one on the teacher's desk drawer.
Number of times a gun is fired (by Sam or Dean): 1 (Dean shoots the lock on the crypt doors)
Number of times a door is kicked in (by Sam or Dean): 1 (After shooting the lock, Dean kicks in the crypt doors)
6. When is "Sam" a "Sammy" and other pressing name questions
Number of times Dean says, "Sam.": 5
"No, Sam, I mean son of a bitch."
"Yes, thank you Sam."
"Sam, Sam wait!"
"Sam, no, you're not using your psychic whatever."
Number of times Dean says, "Sammy.": 0
Number of times Sam says, "Dean.": 6
"Dean, Samhain is the damn origin of Halloween."
"Dean, this is serious."
"Dean."
"Look, Dean. Someone planted those hex bags."
"You know how much heat it would take to char a bone like this, Dean?"
"Dean, that hex bag showed up in our room, not after we talked to Tracy--"