Oct 30, 2008 20:21
So there are two costume contests going on here in Grayton Beach tomorrow night.
CONVENIENTLY, my bacon suit was still in the trunk of my car.
So tomorrow I am going to wake up early and fix the velcro (it was coming apart by the end of the weekend last year) and go to at least one of them. I have convinced my mother to come along as backup. I'm TRYING to convince her to let me sew a yellow circle of felt to a white t-shirt so she can be an egg, but I think that's going too far, 'cause she won't do it. One has a prize of $200 (hey, it'd cover my trip down!) and one has a prize of your very own Jager machine. I don't ever even drink Jager. So guess which one I'm going to try to go to.
I should try to go to both and just sell the Jager machine on eBay.
This costume won me second place TWICE last year -- once to a zombie (seriously, wtf) and once to some guy at the bar dressed as the 40-Year-Old Virgin. I sincerely hope that if I lose again this year, it's at least to someone with a cool costume.