GREATEST FUCKING NIGHT EVER.
ANN & MARY & GIANNA & I...
went to the diner tonight & ordered at least a good sixty dollars worth of food because we're all fatties. & we sat there stuffing our fucking faces like you wouldn't even believe. SO here we are eating more food than any four 16 year old girls should ever consume & our booth cd player thing isn't working. so we lean across the isle to the table across from where two extremely disgusting fourty plus year old men are sitting. we ask if they can play music for us in theirs. so they do. we offer than money but the don't take it. so, we tell them which songs, they put in the money & they play it. an hour or so later the men get up, they say goodbye & goodnight to us sexy ladies & they go out to smoke & leave. We ask for our check & the waiter tells us "it's been paid for" we say "what the fuck. who paid for our check." he says "those men" & points out of the window to our very skeevy diner jukebox pals. Ann&Mary&gigi&I pretty much pee our pants. & thanked them. SO WE DIDNT HAVE TO FUCKING PAY FOR ANYTHING. then they creepy men came back with a teddy bear. & we were scared. & SLIGHTLY TURNED ON? (not really) well anyway, they finally left & ann & ran back to her car & drove home. But not before we hit another car, PEEEEE'D OUR PANTS WITH LAUGHTER (not literatlly) & then just drove away & went back home; best day of my life.
went to the diner tonight & ordered at least a good sixty dollars worth of food because we're all fatties. & we sat there stuffing our fucking faces like you wouldn't even believe. SO here we are eating more food than any four 16 year old girls should ever consume & our booth cd player thing isn't working. so we lean across the isle to the table across from where two extremely disgusting fourty plus year old men are sitting. we ask if they can play music for us in theirs. so they do. we offer than money but the don't take it. so, we tell them which songs, they put in the money & they play it. an hour or so later the men get up, they say goodbye & goodnight to us sexy ladies & they go out to smoke & leave. We ask for our check & the waiter tells us "it's been paid for" we say "what the fuck. who paid for our check." he says "those men" & points out of the window to our very skeevy diner jukebox pals. Ann&Mary&gigi&I pretty much pee our pants. & thanked them. SO WE DIDNT HAVE TO FUCKING PAY FOR ANYTHING. then they creepy men came back with a teddy bear. & we were scared. & SLIGHTLY TURNED ON? (not really) well anyway, they finally left & ann & ran back to her car & drove home. But not before we hit another car, PEEEEE'D OUR PANTS WITH LAUGHTER (not literatlly) & then just drove away & went back home; best day of my life.