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Dear dia journal, because diaries are for girls,
So uh, this LiveJournal thing, I don't know. Seems cool, I guess. I'm Kyle, I live in South Park, and I hate Cartman. What else do you need to know? Oh, Stan's my best friend, and Kenny's...well, he's Kenny. He's poor, you know.
My mom wants me to go sing Hey-hach-dol-gavish with the rest of the family now. Oh, yeah, I'm Jewish. Sometimes it sucks ass. Well, it doesn't, but Cartman makes it suck.
Uh, yeah, bye, I guess.
So uh, this LiveJournal thing, I don't know. Seems cool, I guess. I'm Kyle, I live in South Park, and I hate Cartman. What else do you need to know? Oh, Stan's my best friend, and Kenny's...well, he's Kenny. He's poor, you know.
My mom wants me to go sing Hey-hach-dol-gavish with the rest of the family now. Oh, yeah, I'm Jewish. Sometimes it sucks ass. Well, it doesn't, but Cartman makes it suck.
Uh, yeah, bye, I guess.