ah ha ha
fucking St. Patrick's day.. whatta crazy bunch of fratboy nonsense..
but having said that. Very fun. We (Molly, Amy and two of her friends) stole the following items from various silly university bars:
1 giant (4 litre) beer pitcher
1 glass bottle of heinz ketchup
2 kitchen knives
1 can heart du pommes
... all this was after seeing Rebecca (my other roomate) dressed up as the most drunken football player I've ever seen in the big parade...
oh but wait, there's more
in the Peel Pub, I felt I finally lived the college life. Right when we got there, two very slutty, very unappealing girls at the table next to us proceeded to strip their bras off and dump pitchers of beer all over themselves... unfortunately drenching my female friends in the process. When Amy asked the establishment to escort them out, they naturally became very "in our faces."
The funny thing is, while they were "in our faces," a really awkward looking metal guy (long hair, random black metal shirt.. kinda looks like an ugly Ben Shore) comes up to us and says something like, "hey, who here wants to die???... or does somebody know where my jacket is?" He was getting kinda pissed off.. and we started making fun of him to his face.
Ten minutes later, he took a beer glass and smashed it in a bouncer's face. The bouncers of course had their way with him... before throwing him out.
ah... I now love bouncers.. they serve a noble and thankless cause.
Then, we applied temporary tattoos all over our faces.. so they looked like mustaches.. and got in a battle with some other tables throwing napkins dipped in beer.
ah... all very funny. I am such a party animal. And now, we start in on gin and blanket forts.. I'll let you all know how it turns out.
but having said that. Very fun. We (Molly, Amy and two of her friends) stole the following items from various silly university bars:
1 giant (4 litre) beer pitcher
1 glass bottle of heinz ketchup
2 kitchen knives
1 can heart du pommes
... all this was after seeing Rebecca (my other roomate) dressed up as the most drunken football player I've ever seen in the big parade...
oh but wait, there's more
in the Peel Pub, I felt I finally lived the college life. Right when we got there, two very slutty, very unappealing girls at the table next to us proceeded to strip their bras off and dump pitchers of beer all over themselves... unfortunately drenching my female friends in the process. When Amy asked the establishment to escort them out, they naturally became very "in our faces."
The funny thing is, while they were "in our faces," a really awkward looking metal guy (long hair, random black metal shirt.. kinda looks like an ugly Ben Shore) comes up to us and says something like, "hey, who here wants to die???... or does somebody know where my jacket is?" He was getting kinda pissed off.. and we started making fun of him to his face.
Ten minutes later, he took a beer glass and smashed it in a bouncer's face. The bouncers of course had their way with him... before throwing him out.
ah... I now love bouncers.. they serve a noble and thankless cause.
Then, we applied temporary tattoos all over our faces.. so they looked like mustaches.. and got in a battle with some other tables throwing napkins dipped in beer.
ah... all very funny. I am such a party animal. And now, we start in on gin and blanket forts.. I'll let you all know how it turns out.