70th [Accidental Video] Shut up. Put your money where your mouth is

[dude_imbatman]

[The scene before you is a chaotic one. The hotel room is in shambles, a wolf is lying on a mattress on the floor and there's a man lying on his stomach passed out. He's got a fresh tramp stamp on the small of his back, a pair of handcuffs dangling from one wrist and he's wearing a sparkley black thong with twenty dollar bills tucked into it. There

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action; back on the laptop, fixing!

[rehymenator]

[ His tuxedo shirt, though super classy at one time, looks like it's seen better days. Castiel rubs his head, pulling his hand away to absently lick off some of the chocolate cake; the rest, he leaves on his face. There's a moment when he regards the cake on the floor where his face had been, but Dean's continued yelling grabs his attention first. ]

Hrm.

[ Yeah, the state of Dean is eliciting a mental response a little more intense than that, but. He's having trouble articulating it. The chuckling increases as he stands up, turning a full 360 to get a view of everything. ]

You're wearing ladies underwear.

[ Also, there's something else... Oh, right. Fire equals bad and they're still down a person. ]

Where's Jace?

action; piggybacking!

[1charmingangel]

[Jace can be found coming out of the bathroom, stripping. What is he stripping out of?

Why a lovely wedding dress. He is having trouble though. Whether it's the headache of the fact that he doesn't know how to get out of women's clothing is a mystery.]

By the angel...someone get me a damned knife and I'll cut the thing off.

Re: action; piggybacking!

[dude_imbatman]

And he's wearing a chick's dress. [Which is Dean laughing, diverting attention and grabbing one of the drapes off the floor--yes the floor--to wrap around his waist.]

First let's get the hell out of here before we end up on fire.

[He stops and looks at the wolf.]

What do we do about that?

action;

[rehymenator]

[ So much confusion. This was just supposed to be a fun getaway so that Dean stopped hating him. It has apparently turned into complete and utter chaos. Which is the opposite of what he wanted. ]

Do I have women's clothing on as well?

[ Was he supposed to? The wolf is acknowledged but ignored as Castiel turned himself 360 degrees to try and check. As this happens, the fire begins to dissipate once his hand stretches out toward it. ]

action;

[1charmingangel]

...

[Jace stares at what Castiel just did.] Well now that we aren't going to die anytime soon, which I don't feel like currently, someone get me out of the dress.

Now.

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[dude_imbatman]

[Dean gives Castiel a good look.]

No but you act like a girl all the time.

[And then when he puts the fire out, the look on Dean's face is definitely 'Finally! Geez!]

Fine.

[He tosses a few things around looking for something. He's not sure what. Oh look--giant chef's knife. Who knows where that come from but it's handy for cutting off wedding dresses. He thinks.]

action;

[rehymenator]

[ Castiel shrugs, patting himself down to make sure there aren't any more surprises. ]

There's a zipper.

[ Which he grabs at Jace's back and pulls downward. It gets stuck about halfway down, but Castiel continues to struggle with undressing his...acquaintance. ]

The wolf is...troubling.

action;

[1charmingangel]

[And Jace crosses his arms because he's in a huff and really would like to get rid of this headache now.]

Troubling. That's the best you can come up with, Bird Brain?

[He frowns at the wolf.]

Shove it out or something.

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[dude_imbatman]

See, you're a chick. [This is directed at Cas who would rather use a zipper then cut a wedding dress off someone. He tosses the knife over his shoulder to the floor.]

I gotta have jeans here somewhere. [He's also picking up random bills on the floor. If he remembers right, he earned this money. He looks to the wolf then back at Jace.]

You shove it out.

action;

[rehymenator]

[ Dean gets just an eyeroll in return, which, granted, is quite a bit reaction-wise for Castiel. Another few seconds of wriggling, and the zipper starts to come down again.

Don't shove her, she won't hurt us. Just...off.

[ Frustrated, Castiel gives up on the zipper and goes for the knife. ]

Do either of you remember what happened last night? Why are you both in women's clothing?

action;

[1charmingangel]

I'm busy. You shove it.

[Ignoring Castiel? Check.]

I remember that the alcohol was really good. Don't ask about the dress.

Re: action;

[dude_imbatman]

I'm pretty sure I got arrested. [He holds up his wrist, the handcuff dangling from it.]

Maybe for stripping. [A gesture to the thong with the money in it.]

action;

[rehymenator]

[ Castiel holds a hand up after digging into his pocket. In it, he's got a photobooth strip of him and a little girl, looking like they're having way too much fun. Yes, it probably looks wrong.

Also, is anyone noticing the shiny ring on his finger? ]

I have evidence.

action;

[1charmingangel]

[Jace pauses in slicing the dress since he took the knife to get the thing off.]

You're married?

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[dude_imbatman]

[Dean can't help it. He cracks the hell up.] So that make you the Missus? [He can hardly get the words out for laughing so hard.]

action;

[rehymenator]

[ Castiel's got nothing but a sour puss on his face about all of this. ]