1st Hunt [Video//Action] Always hated that friggin' Wizard

[dude_imbatman]

"Just need some help--"

[Nice City, way to interrupt a man while he's praying.]

God Da--

[Okay so maybe he shouldn't ask for help and damn him in the same breath. Even if he is somewhere he--the Impala is gone. Pause for dramatic effect and then THE IMPALA IS GONE]

God Dammit!

[So much for not damning God.]

CASTIEL!!!

[He pulls his

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[notverypriestly]

[Just...staring.]

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[dude_imbatman]

[Stares back]

Holy Fuck.

Talk about skinwalker gone wrong...

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[notverypriestly]

Is that something that makes sense to you?

[Sigh. This dude really DOES look like him. No wonder everyone was flailing when he first arrived.] This really doesn't make sense to me.

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[dude_imbatman]

Skin walker? Yeah. The whole punk threw up movement? Not so much.

[notverypriestly]

Right. And the Fucking Creepy Award goes to...

Seriously, compadre. What the fuck does skinwalker mean? Is it some kind of weird slang you kids are using nowadays?

[dude_imbatman]

I'd like to thank the Academy...

Skinwalker. Monster that can look, talk and move like anyone it wants to. It imitates people, gets into their lives and then very messily kills the person they love the most before killing the original, which they kidnap to start the gig off right then they move on.

[notverypriestly]

They love you! They really fucking love you! Even though you're mostly scowly and a boring version of me. You should consider some ink, man.

Why would they do that? Just for the fun kill session? Or do they look for people with OnDemand?

[dude_imbatman]

[Eye rolling, shirt pulled down to show the anti-possession tat] Awesome, not boring.

If onDemand equals plenty of people that love them to kill, yeah they look for OnDemand.

[notverypriestly]

[A grin of possible approval!] I stand corrected, you are officially not boring.

Right, so, just the kill thrill, then. Awesome. Do they like, eat them after or something? It all seems really pointless and lame. In the movies, there's more to it.

[dude_imbatman]

[Have a grunt of agreement]

It's more of a tear them apart kind of thing.

Yeah the movies are bullshit. That's why I like to watch them. They never get that shit right and it's hilarious.

[notverypriestly]

Call me an idiot but I still don't get it. What is the motherfucking point? Your world is weird.

You probably had to be there. Though I do also get chuckles from them.

[dude_imbatman]

They're monsters. I know Hollywood and touchy feely horror movies want you to believe that monsters are really emo kids that grew up cutting themselves because Mommy was a whore and Daddy was a drunk and somewhere along the way Johnny went bad and decided to become a monster. The truth is...they're monsters. They don't need a reason to tear you to shreds except they get really bored on Friday nights. Something about pop in a personality Polly and teen dramas that try to look like football doesn't really appeal to them.

although...personally? I love pop-in-a-personality-Polly.

Anyone with a friggin' sense of humor should.

[notverypriestly]

Well, I dunno. Not so much the touchy feely as-- like. Unbridled violence is a serial killer thing. I guess I'd expect monsters to have a primal reason.

Well, who doesn't, really? [He doesn't. He's just trying to bro up and be as cool as you are, Dean.]

[dude_imbatman]

Food? Fun? Pissed off royally. Depends on the monster.

You'd be surprised. [That's okay, Dean's chuckling at you anyway]

So what do you do here Priestly?

[notverypriestly]

Me? Oh, uhh, I'm just-- I'm a frycook. I mean, I'm off now cause we partied a little too hard at the Blue Light and brought the ceiling down. Literally.

Otherwise, I uh, just kind of hang out. Try to avoid curses, you know. Stay out of the real trouble.

[dude_imbatman]

Must've been some party.

Yeah...how's that fun?