1st Hunt [Video//Action] Always hated that friggin' Wizard

[dude_imbatman]

"Just need some help--"

[Nice City, way to interrupt a man while he's praying.]

God Da--

[Okay so maybe he shouldn't ask for help and damn him in the same breath. Even if he is somewhere he--the Impala is gone. Pause for dramatic effect and then THE IMPALA IS GONE]

God Dammit!

[So much for not damning God.]

CASTIEL!!!

[He pulls his

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[rehymenator]

Sam isn't here, Dean. [rummaging in his pockets, Castiel pulls out his device.] This isn't my cellular phone, either.

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[dude_imbatman]

What do you mean--

[Oh right, device in his hand? Not his cellphone either. Dean doesn't dignify that with a response, just grumbles]

Also? Impala's gone. Dammit Cas I am not going back to Hell. You get us out of here right now.

[Not that this looks much like Hell but Sam's not here. Impala's gone. You can see how he would mistake...]

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[sword_boy]

This wouldn't be Hell... I would know considering I'm dead.

This is the City.

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[dude_imbatman]

Fan-friggin-tastic. We've got Zombies.

Congratulations. Mostly got that one. Spent forty years in the spa there.

[Give him a minute to process and put together what this guy is saying with what Castiel is saying]

What year is it?

[This seems vitally important considering the last few weeks he's had]

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[sword_boy]

Not a zombie. Alien technically.

Oh? I can feel for you there. I can still remember how I got killed the first time. Let alone the second time.

Um... 2010 I believe... That's the year the City responds to I think.

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[dude_imbatman]

[The look you are getting is Dean's 'you're bullshitting me' look. he's not even going to touch that or go there. Not right now at least]

'Least it's not 1978

World ending here or not?

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[sword_boy]

We're kinda detached from your world... or any world for that fact. Unless one of the Deities had gained a strange kick to do something to make us panic. The world is not ending here.

What you don't believe that I'm alien?

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[dude_imbatman]

[Dean look #215 'Sammich is crazy']

Sure, Dude. Whatever you say.

[Demons, vampires, spirits, Wendigo etc etc and on and on, he'll believe in but he draws the line at aliens]

Mulder hanging around somewhere? Because you oughta contact him. He wants to believe.

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[sword_boy]

[Tsurugi begins to smirk, before he starts glowing. He shifts into a scorpion-like humanoid.]

You were saying?

[Tsurugi returns to normally...]

If you want me to further prove it, ask me to take you from the bottom of one the building to the top within a second or so.

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[dude_imbatman]

[Fucking shape shifters]

Damn... you're fugly.

[And honestly? Unless you're attacking and killing people, Dean could care less if you're an alien. He just thinks you're crazy and a shapeshifter]

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[sword_boy]

It's that or an even uglier base green form.

I can't help it anyway. They killed me. Took my form. Took my memories. It just couldn't handle my awesomeness! I took control of its body.

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[dude_imbatman]

[Now he's got the scrunchy face figuring this out look]

So you were human?

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[sword_boy]

Invading aliens. Want the Earth for themselves. They kill humans to take their identities. A secret genocide is going on. One killed me and my sister. It couldn't control me. Lost my memories of my own death. Regained my memories of my death. Falsely lead the Worm into a trap which killed most to all them off. Let myself fall in battle honorable because I promised I wouldn't let one survive... even myself.

I think that's the quick and dirty version.

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[dude_imbatman]

Christ it sounds like a bad B horror movie.

[Which he happens to actually love that genre.]

So you got jerked here even though you're dead?

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[sword_boy]

Nah... if anything, sci fi. Not horror.

I got jerked back here again. I was here once before I died, then I returned home and helped finish the war going on there, then found myself here again. That's how the City tends to work.

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[dude_imbatman]

Not a sci fi fan so I'll take your word for it

[Give him a second. He's debating the pros and cons of this]

Great. So I'm not off the hook yet.