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my vagina has wings.
everything you judge about me by my appearance, is most likely wrong. no one could ever get me, even after years of knowing me.
i am among the percentage of psychotic americans. i am perfectly ok with the fact that im crazy.
i can be the sweetest person youve ever met, or the hugest bitch. it all depends on how you approach me.
ive been told im too nice.
i have a potty mouth that could make a sailor blush.
i do not make fun of people who are not like me, or do not share the same opinions. i am NOT straight edge, but i will smoke my cigarettes around those who are. i feel it is a respect issue, and i strive to not offend my friends.
i have a problem offending people because i say what i think. i consider my thoughts vomit that just spew out of my mouth at any given time.
im random.
i have short hair. i do not have long hair. i just wish i did sometimes.
the hottest thing in the world is a man comfortable in his own skin.
my sense of humor is very deranged.
im shocking.
id stab my mother for chinese food. i like it more then a 14 year old boy loves lubricating lotion and a porn-o.
i read erotica in the bathtub.
i change brands of cigarettes like i change underwear.
i lose everything. cds, lighters, my cell phone, my mind...ect.
i listen to every kind of music. and i like every kind of music.
i have a VERY open mind.
i dont judge. i dont dislike anyone unless i have reason.
piss me off, and i will most likely forget about it over time.
but i will stab you if you cross me when im mad.
i have an obsession with snow white.
i like animals. i also eat them.
im perfectly fine with being a huge contradiction.
i dance in my underwear after i take a bath sometimes.
my favorite smells are mandarin oranges, fresh lilies, gasoline, skunk, just about anything on fire, the air just after it rained and my cotton candy body wash.
i want to open my own hair salon and coffee shop and book shows there.
im addicted to over the counter medications. ROBITUSSIN.
every night before i go to bed, i check in my closet. who knows what im looking for. im afraid of the dark and being alone.
i sleep in a tee shirt and pj pants.
9 times out of 10 i CAN answer my phone, but i wont.
i drink cherry juice straight from the jar.
i finally got caught with a tattoo my mom didnt know about.. 2 out of 6 she knows about now.
my eyes change from brown to to a yellow color and sometimes green when i get happy.
i own over 5 lighters but have no idea where ANY of them are.
im really fascinated with death and gore and cannibalism. im NOT going to kill myself, or you, or eat you. i just like talking about it.
my glass is half empty.
my intuitions are generally correct.
i can change into my little girl personality without warning. i never really grew up on the inside.
i dont understand 95% of my gender. and i only like about 3% of them.
its hard to win my friendship. but if you get it, i will be the best friend you ever had.