Thank Batman Christmas comes but once a year.
Peter's had little time to shop for gifts, this year, and fewer resources. But plenty of time to consider and a fortunately short list.
For Aunt May, he gets a pair of reusable handwarmers, on which he's written well-wishes for her. Her circulation's gotten so bad. And The Count of Monto Cristo, the set of book and DVD.
Dib gets a scarf, handmade, and a Vilcus Plug Dactyloadapter, which Peter found far too hilarious to pass up.
For Eddie, he's hoping very much that the Arkham screeners let the caffinated soap through.
For Alfred, for all of the house staff in fact, there are cookies. And none of them had to clean up after them.
Bruce's present took the most thought. There's another scarf, of course, from Aunt May, this one in opulently soft white cashmere. Peter had more trouble. He even asked Alfred. And the eventual decision was a small, leatherbound picture album, the pictures almost all of his own taking. And tucked behind the glued-down flyleaf, well hidden, one extra photograph.
For Aunt May, he gets a pair of reusable handwarmers, on which he's written well-wishes for her. Her circulation's gotten so bad. And The Count of Monto Cristo, the set of book and DVD.
Dib gets a scarf, handmade, and a Vilcus Plug Dactyloadapter, which Peter found far too hilarious to pass up.
For Eddie, he's hoping very much that the Arkham screeners let the caffinated soap through.
For Alfred, for all of the house staff in fact, there are cookies. And none of them had to clean up after them.
Bruce's present took the most thought. There's another scarf, of course, from Aunt May, this one in opulently soft white cashmere. Peter had more trouble. He even asked Alfred. And the eventual decision was a small, leatherbound picture album, the pictures almost all of his own taking. And tucked behind the glued-down flyleaf, well hidden, one extra photograph.
