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::: Today, I :::

1. drove home from friends house

2. fed dog

3. napped

4. wanked

5. napped

::: Tomorrow, I :::

1. wank

2. write song

3. clean ... something

4. talk to ipod

5. drink

::: Things I'd Buy With $10000 :::

1. college (some)

2. housing (some)

3. bike

4. lots of things to touch other peoples lives/genitals

5. new bras

::: 5 Bad Habits I Have :::

1. picturing people naked

2. resorting to physical violence when i've been wronged (under the influence of alchohol)

3. zit attack

4. lateness = horrible employee

5. being an unhappy miser that will die early of heart failure

::: Interests at The Moment :::

1. being a faggot

2. liking music/making it

3. eating more toast

::: 3 TV Shows I Like :::

1. cirque de soliel

2. adult swim

3. old old snl

::: 4 Places I've Been To :::

1. fort lauderdale, fla

2. british columbia, canada

3. hell

4. + back

::: 3 Biggest Worries at The Moment :::

1. help!i'm going to be an unsucessful wretch

2. sudden death

3. moneymoneymoneymoney

::: 5 Biggest Joys at The Moment :::

1. being alive

2. going on a date thurs.

3. and enticing her with my charming demeanor

4. into my arms

5. and unfortunately turning her into a golden statue because i have the midas touch