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i'm going to do a significant update. i am going to tackle this like a rape victim... i should strike that statement from the record but i won't. i am eating sushi and browsing my iTunes for music to add to my iPod. doing these things simulataniously (and still managing to recount my day's events wittily via aol instant messanger) make me feel as if i have reached new levels of hipsterism. so christmas came and went... and no, i am not going to announce the holiday as something like 'jesus day' or something equally as apprehensible. it came... and went, eventfully of course. my stepfather got a yellow lab puppy named Lucy. aptly named because i love her. she makes a lot of piss and shit. the world is spinning very fast on its axis right now in an eliptical orbit but i don't feel it... because i am chained to this chair in this house on this plot of land by my lack of wit and will and my refusal to change and adapt to the forthcoming advent of my solidarity as a member of society.
adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die adapt or die
adapt or die trying.