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[ducktapeddude]

mmm... nothing is happening tonight. got drunk last night after the lj post. and im getting some of that new vodka called VOX tomorow. it is distled 5 times, so its almost tasteless, but still 80 proof. yes... but damn expensive the new piercings are working out ok, ketchup really makes them burn. still takes forever to eat... oh, and just like i predicted, i was back smoking the next afternoon... im limiting it though, today i have only had like 5 or 6. i was reading up on this stuff i bought called H2Ocean which is nothing but purified ocean water, and apparently it kills aids and 650 different types of germs, reduces swelling and knots, helps heal burns and cuts, helps cure strep throat, eliminates the crust that forms around new piercings, and you dont even have to rotate or clean your jewlry... i read it in a packet my piercer got today. its pretty amazing stuff. and i know your thinking, "well if it can cure aids, why are people still dying from it?" the thing is that aids spreads so rapidly that in order to kill it you would have to inject this stuff in you and flush your whole system out with it. which would obviously end up killing you... but, if you have aids on your mouth you can kill it! lol or on your hands or something... anyway, its like $12 a bottle. i recommend that anyone with new piercings, nasty germs, cuts, or burns go out and buy a few bottles. if you read this allison, im still going to take you to rome! and im sory if i have pissed you off. i failed 3 out of 4 classes this semester... one by 2 points, another by 4 points, and the other one by 8... and the principal wouldnt pass me because i am white. im serious, he has passed a bunch of black kids, and some white parents told my dad that he wouldnt pass me because i am white.... and sure enough he didnt. fucking ass hole you think he would atleast pass the one i was 2 points short in. im going to get liquored up and paint myself black and show up there tomorrow... once the alcohol is in me, i wont take no for an answer. *walks in fucked up with liquer in both hands* "its either do or die fucker" i bet he would pass me then... damn, time to go before i start a serious fiend

where are you tara? i havent talked to you in forever... you know my number, i lost yours. call me or just post.

~Twiggy~