rina's survey
What is your name?: jocelyn
What are your nick names?: i dunno, joyce, jose, hosie
Are you named after anyone?: no
What's your screename?: ilovecrebain
Would you name a child of yours after you?: that's gay
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: jocelyn
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: i wouldn't
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name
constantly?: hahahahahahahahaha u're funny
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: haha no, i'm not black enough to do that
BASICS
Your gender: female
Single?: ya
If not, do you want to be?:
Birthdate: 9/29/88
Your age: 15
Age you act: 110 senile woman
Age you wish you were: 21
Your height: five six
Eye color: brown
Happy with it?: i guess
Hair color: black
Happy with it?: why the hell not...i'd look like shit with any other color
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: right
Your living arrangement:: family
Your family:: my brother, parents
Have any pets?: hahahah i have a dumbass turtle
Whats your job?: lab tech
Piercings?: my clit
Tattoos?: george bush's face on my ass
Obsessions?: music...i guess.
Addictions?: SEX
Have a favorite quote?: "i hope life isn't a big joke, cuz i don't get it." -jack handy
Do you have a webpage?: ya
DEEP THOUGHTS ABOUT LIFE AND YOU IN IT
Do you live in the moment?: i guess so
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: haha no
Do you have any secrets?: i hope
Do you hate yourself?: ...no
Do you like your handwriting?: i can read it so it's ok
Do you have any bad habits?: yeah.
What is the compliment you get from most people?: "well, at least u have ur health"
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: "i want to die, but not as a virgin."
What's your biggest fear?: finding too many people to hate
Can you sing?: i like to pretend
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: i can't think of anybody i'd go thru that much trouble for.
Are you a loner?: i'm all right
What are your #1 priorities in life?: being influential and having lots of money. u think i'm kidding, but i'm not.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: i don't think so, but it depends what my alter ego is like
Are you a daredevil?: sometimes i forget to wash apples before i eat them.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: i'm afraid of dying before i get a chance to tell everybody how i REALLY feel about them
Are you passive or agressive?: i think u spelled aggressive wrong.
Do you have a journal?: obviously
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: strength--for the most part i know what i want. weakness--i'm too lazy to actually GET what i want.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: i'd be more...er..self-disciplined
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: i wish i had been a better asskisser all my life. so then once i get ahead at life i can come back and attack all the ppl i secretly hated.
Do you think life has been good so far?: well ya i'm not a starving member of a third world country.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: i should start thinking ahead?
What do you like the most about your body?: well, it's there, isn't it
And least?: PERIODS
Do you think you are good looking? haha doesn't matter what i think
Are you confident?: confident enough i suppose
What is the fictional character you are most like?: holden caulfield, well, i'd like to think
Are you perceived wrongly?: people think i'm MEAN
DO YOU...
Smoke?: no.
Do drugs?: no
Read the newspaper?: sometimes
Pray?: no
Go to church?: no
Talk to strangers who IM you?: haha don't get me started
Sleep with stuffed animals?: no
Take walks in the rain?: what am i going to do? walk to tom thumb with a bunch of ppl in pickup trucks honking?
Talk to people even though you hate them?: sadly yes
Drive?: no
Like to drive fast?: no preference.
WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER?
Liked your voice?: i LOVE MY VOICE
Touch yourself?: ooo ya baby
Hurt yourself?: when i chew gum i bite my tongue al lthe time
Been out of the country?: yes
Eaten something that made other people sick?: i eat shrimp and that makes rina wanna die. does that count
Been in love?: for a while i thought i really loved mashed potatoes. but then i forgot.
Gone skinny dipping?: no.
Had a medical emergency?: well, i had pneumonia when i was like 1, does that count
Had surgery?: besides dental surgery?
Ran away from home?: no
Played strip poker?: no
Gotten beaten up?: ya
Beaten someone up?: ya
Been picked on?: ya
Been on stage?: yes
Slept outdoors?: yeah
Thought about suicide?: ya
Pulled an all nighter?: yeah
If yes, what is your record?: 36 or 48 can't remember
Gone one day without food?: ya
Talked on the phone all night?: yeah
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: no. well, i haven't slept with a member of the opposite sex, i don't mean i have sex with everybody.
Slept all day?: yeah
Killed someone?: wtf kinda question is this
Made out with a stranger?: no
sex with a stranger?: i wish haha i think one night stands are the only thing worth having
Thought you're going crazy?: not really
Kissed the same sex?: unfortunately
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: i guess...
Been betrayed?: not really. or at least i didn't feel betrayed.
Had a dream that came true?: well once i dreamt we were having ravioli in school and we did. but i hate schol ravioli.
Broken the law?: ya
Met a famous person?: yeah
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: i keep dreaming that i kill my turtle.
On purpose?: i ate an ant once
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: hahahahahahahah YEAH
Been on radio/tv?: no, no wait, maybe tv, but whatever i was probably some douche in the back
Been in a mosh-pit?: yeah
Had a nervous breakdown?: not publicly, lol
Bungee jumped?: no
Had a dream that kept coming back?: me starving my turtle to death. oh wait, that's true.
BELIEFS
Belive in life on other planets?: well, there's gotta be something
Miracles?: lol no
Astrology?: ya
God?: no
Satan?: no
Santa?: no
Ghosts?: no
Luck?: somewhat
Love at first sight?: no
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: i KNOW what that means you douche
Witches?: are u serious
Easter bunny?: no
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: no, but if u'r egonna cheat make sure it's with a hot person
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: i dont believe in RAINBOWS
Do you wish on stars?: no
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: no
Do you think God has a gender?: no
Do you believe in organized religion? what do u mean? i believe it can help those who need it. lol it's not like i walk by a temple and i'm like NOT THERE NOT THERE
Where do you think we go when we die?: we get eaten by worms
FRIENDS
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: they're not really my friends
Who is your best friend?: i don't have friend. i have accomplices and conspirators
Who's the one person that knows most about you? i'm very "skin deep," i bet everybody knows me
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: "wise people forgive but never forget"
Your favorite inside joke?: i can't remember inside jokes
Thing you're picked on most about?: how i'm a douche
Who's your longest known friend?: i already told u i don't have friends
Newest?: well i recently discovered canned soup
Shyest?: not sure
Funniest? not sure
Sweetest?: haha what?
Closest?: my cd player lol
Weirdest?: mmm....
Smartest?: uh
Ditziest?: haha admit it morgan
Friends you miss being close to the most?: friends from elementary
Last person you talked to online?: some douche from iraq (no racism intended)
Who do you talk to most online?: i don't really talk to ppl online.
Who are you on the phone with most?: morgan i guess, even though most of the time we're not saying anything coherent
Who do you trust most?: my pillow. it will never betray me. *shakes head*
Who listens to your problems?: everybody. but not everybody gives a damn
Who do you fight most with?: i don't fight with ppl. i make voodoo dolls.
Who's the nicest?: nice=sweet. u already asked this.
Who's the most outgoing?: eh
Who's the best singer?: eh
Who's on your shit-list?: eh
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: no
Who's your second family?: eh
Do you always feel understood?: no.
Who's the loudest friend?: haha julia
Do you trust others easily?: maybe
Who's house were you last at?: mine
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: well no one's tried to kill me yet, so...big plus for everyone
Do your friends know you?: i hope so. or maybe i hope not
Friend that lives farthest away: i don't know
LOVE AND ALL THAT
Do you consider love a mistake?: no, should i
What do you find romantic?: i dunno
Turn-on?: personality, smell, and abdomen
Turn-off?: ppl with no direction or that are just plain stupid and can't make decisions.
First kiss?: haha. don't get me started.
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: like shit
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going out: no, familiarity breeds contempt.
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out?: it is....right?
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: i' not sure
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: i'm a HOT DOG
What is best about the opposite sex?: u mean, BESIDES the penis?
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: besides the penis?
What's the last present someone gave you?: i dunno
Are you in love?: yes, with all the beauty in the world.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON....
That haunted you?: ...
You wanted to kill?: ...
That you laughed at?: i dunno, but rina says it was her.
That laughed at you?: b?
That turned you on?: haha do u REALLy wanna know
You went shopping with?: morgan
That broke your heart?: why is this so personal
To disappoint you?: where do i start
To ask you out?: haha. does CYBERING count? *shudder*
To make you cry?: i don't remember. it was a while ago
To brighten up your day?: i dunno
That you thought about?: some guy
You saw a movie with?: rina, james court grant.
You talked to on the phone?: morgan.
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: b
You saw?: jocelyn, james court grant.
You lost?: I'M lost. haha. yeaah
RIGHT THIS MOMENT...
Are you going out?: i'm at work. don't.
What are you wearing right now?: clothes
Body part you're touching right now:: i'm crossing my legs?
What are you worried about right now?: running outta time for my lunch break cuz of this quiz
What book are you reading?: i don't....read.
What's on your mousepad?: none
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: anxious.
Are you bored?: like hell
Are you tired?: besides the fact that i spilled a chemical 3 tiems today???
Are you talking to anyone online?: no
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: i will be hopefully in a min
Are you lonely or content?: i'm bored with contentment
Are you listening to music?: no
Are you glad this is over?: ya