I ran naked with the trojan man because im gay (...yep...still bored...)

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pick the month u were born in
1 - I cuddled with
2 - I killed
3 - I stabbed
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I banged
7 - I needed
8 - I ran naked with
9 - I ran shirtless with
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - your dealer
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a jew
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a condom
18 - YOUR MOM
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - a bisexual
24 - my ex
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a toothbrush
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because i have AMAZING boobs
Red - Because the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

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