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Im elizabeth swan, im in disguise but still have more beauty enhancing makeup on my face then anyone in this entire movie Including both Sparrows!
ARrrr I be Barbosa the lady be with me fairly warned ye be says I AH ha ha ha!
Im ChouYunFat..I dont remember my movie name captain Sun I think..welcome to singapore but you are all double crossers!
Arrr I be barbosa and I say you be the double crossing.
IM will TurnER! I use to SHOUT everything but NOW its kind of a loud whipser...I say that Im not a rat! dont kill me wait which rat is that! If thats not our rat or your rat who is he!
(please see The Departed for a better some up of next hour of film or so)
Thats my Peanut *licks a Rock* And now I have the pearl again...tough luck mate and there not being any Take more then a beasty to stop the likes of captain Jack Sparrow line..savey?
Oi we are all here time to go meet with the brethren cuz of a prolouge that isn't even worth mentioning. Somthing about ringing coins that end up not mattering! But I barbosa am Captain No im Jack that captain! no im Barbosa the Captain SAVEY SAVEY SAVEY!
Oh no mates it looks like the Easter Trading Company are double crossing us along with the singapour people along with Me Jack SParrow but also with Will Turner and addtionaly hmmm...well I guess we should just watch the departed again!
ARrr then its off to the Brethern of something or other oh right and Davey Jones isn't the Sea Calypso is but be bound in flesh but only because she be betrayed by Davey Jones but she sprung a deal with me old Barbosa to get back Jack since she had the hots for him? Maybe? Or maybe it was to get back at the Pirate Lords..I dunno but I sure as hell aint be watching the Departed again.
Oi its me again ChoYun I mean Captain Sun in a thankless Role. You may be skinny white teenager girl but YOu Calypso! *explosion* oh no now I know how Ken Watanabe felt in Batman Begins...but I know your face misses Swan you shall be the ruler or Rohan...I mean my ship..goodbye.
Oi im elizabeth I say IM the pirate King whos with me!
Oi! Elizabeth we never had time to argue but since you kissed Jack to kill him and not becuase you love him Everythings okay! I love you Tapanga!
I love you to Corey now time for my big speach! Friends of pirate ness They may take our lives but they can never take our freedom. I see in you eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! DO you hear the people sing Singing the song of angry men, it is the music of a people who will not be slaves again, when the beating of your heart echos the beating of the drum there is a life about to start when tomarrow comes!!!!
Oi its me barbosa I let calypso fear, so get one last look at Namoi cambell boys!
MALESTROM
Boom Boom Boom Booom!
Barbosa Marry Us!!! ARRR YOUR MARRIED
Do you fear death! *dies*
The dutchman needs a captain, also please forget everything you remember from Jones origin from movie one or else this is gonna be prettttty awkward and not make much sense.
1 day every 10 years...I could go for that Will after all I am a bit of a Necropheliac.
Well then its off to find the fountain of youth Savey!
*****Credits*****
Mum if dad was dead when you knocked boots how am I hear
Hey it worked in Dawn of the dead, you remember that awfull remake? Hey how come Im not a pirate king anymore????
The End
well another part 3 to add to the underwhelming over anticipated dissapointments of trilogys. The Matrix, Lord of the Rings, SHrek...why do they keep making crap of these pop culture characters that so many enjoy!?
.....It was just good business...... Oh the irony!
ARrrr I be Barbosa the lady be with me fairly warned ye be says I AH ha ha ha!
Im ChouYunFat..I dont remember my movie name captain Sun I think..welcome to singapore but you are all double crossers!
Arrr I be barbosa and I say you be the double crossing.
IM will TurnER! I use to SHOUT everything but NOW its kind of a loud whipser...I say that Im not a rat! dont kill me wait which rat is that! If thats not our rat or your rat who is he!
(please see The Departed for a better some up of next hour of film or so)
Thats my Peanut *licks a Rock* And now I have the pearl again...tough luck mate and there not being any Take more then a beasty to stop the likes of captain Jack Sparrow line..savey?
Oi we are all here time to go meet with the brethren cuz of a prolouge that isn't even worth mentioning. Somthing about ringing coins that end up not mattering! But I barbosa am Captain No im Jack that captain! no im Barbosa the Captain SAVEY SAVEY SAVEY!
Oh no mates it looks like the Easter Trading Company are double crossing us along with the singapour people along with Me Jack SParrow but also with Will Turner and addtionaly hmmm...well I guess we should just watch the departed again!
ARrr then its off to the Brethern of something or other oh right and Davey Jones isn't the Sea Calypso is but be bound in flesh but only because she be betrayed by Davey Jones but she sprung a deal with me old Barbosa to get back Jack since she had the hots for him? Maybe? Or maybe it was to get back at the Pirate Lords..I dunno but I sure as hell aint be watching the Departed again.
Oi its me again ChoYun I mean Captain Sun in a thankless Role. You may be skinny white teenager girl but YOu Calypso! *explosion* oh no now I know how Ken Watanabe felt in Batman Begins...but I know your face misses Swan you shall be the ruler or Rohan...I mean my ship..goodbye.
Oi im elizabeth I say IM the pirate King whos with me!
Oi! Elizabeth we never had time to argue but since you kissed Jack to kill him and not becuase you love him Everythings okay! I love you Tapanga!
I love you to Corey now time for my big speach! Friends of pirate ness They may take our lives but they can never take our freedom. I see in you eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! DO you hear the people sing Singing the song of angry men, it is the music of a people who will not be slaves again, when the beating of your heart echos the beating of the drum there is a life about to start when tomarrow comes!!!!
Oi its me barbosa I let calypso fear, so get one last look at Namoi cambell boys!
MALESTROM
Boom Boom Boom Booom!
Barbosa Marry Us!!! ARRR YOUR MARRIED
Do you fear death! *dies*
The dutchman needs a captain, also please forget everything you remember from Jones origin from movie one or else this is gonna be prettttty awkward and not make much sense.
1 day every 10 years...I could go for that Will after all I am a bit of a Necropheliac.
Well then its off to find the fountain of youth Savey!
*****Credits*****
Mum if dad was dead when you knocked boots how am I hear
Hey it worked in Dawn of the dead, you remember that awfull remake? Hey how come Im not a pirate king anymore????
The End
well another part 3 to add to the underwhelming over anticipated dissapointments of trilogys. The Matrix, Lord of the Rings, SHrek...why do they keep making crap of these pop culture characters that so many enjoy!?
.....It was just good business...... Oh the irony!