Poetic Justice

[duckols]

I just found out the greatest news ever.  My dad's 26-year-old wife cheated on him with some guy she goes to school with.  Justice just doesn't get any better than that.  When he told me I struggled sooooooooo hard to keep myself from laughing hysterically.  And the best part, he's putting off the actual divorce until after December because then she'll get her permanent green card.    So basically I got to give him a big "I told you so" since I told him when he remarried that she was just using him for citizenship.  Well, actually I never got a chance to say "I told you so" because before I could say it he said "Now I know you're going to say 'I told you so.'"  Oh, and the final kicker, the day that he found out about her cheating on him: February 23.

Sometimes the universe corrects itself all at once.