New Years Resolutions Part Two

[ducklingnova]

New Years Resolutions (Revisited)

1. Quit smoking.
Smoked daily since.

2. Don't fuck up with Tim.
Oops.

3. Reach my target weight, and stay there.
Gained two pounds.

4. Clean my fucking house.
I did the dishes, that is it.

5. Learn how to do laundry, maybe some cooking.
I microwaved something a couple nights ago...

FUCK!