Jericho quotes
[Jake is setting dynamite charges to blow up the mine shaft]
Heather Lisinski: Hey. Where'd you learn how to do that?
Jake Green: Knew a guy once.
[pause]
Heather Lisinski: Did you blow him up?
[Emily has been hit by a powerline and is unconscious]
Lucas: Is she gonna wake up?
[firmly]
Heather Lisinski: Yes.
Lucas: With super powers?
[pause]
Heather Lisinski: Probly not.
Jake Green: Why, how fast will it go?
Heather Lisinski: I don't know, 30, maybe 40 miles an hour- best case, down hill- and not for very long. See this is what I'm saying. Maybe you should go on horseback.
Jake Green: A horse is slower than that.
Heather Lisinski: A horse is less likely to explode.
Jake Green: I'll take my chances.
Heather Lisinski: Ok, well then at least open her up easy, make sure you have enough car left in case you need to ask for a lot in a hurry. And remember, the gas tank on the thing is on the left hand side, so if somebody decides to start *shooting* at you, make sure it's not on that side.
Jake Green: Ok, anything else?
[she looks worriedly at him, then kisses him]
Heather Lisinski: Come back in one piece.
[he chuckles]
Jake Green: I will, I promise.
[pause. She still has her arms around him]
Heather Lisinski: I-I thought you were gonna go.
Jake Green: I'm waiting on Eric.
Heather Lisinski: Oh.
[she pulls away]
Heather Lisinski: Um, watch out for giant irradiated ants out there.
[he laughs]
Jake Green: Always do.
[uncomfortably]
Heather Lisinski: Ooook.
[she leaves while Jake stares after her]
Jake Green: Did you ask Mom?
Johnston Green: Son, I'm 59 years old, I was mayor of this town since the Carter administration, I'm a retired Army Ranger, and I'm a combat veteran. Of course I asked your mother.
Johnston Green: I get it. The man has a satellite, doesn't want anyone to know.
Jake Green: Yeah, but...
Johnston Green: I am about to go to war with New Bern, Kansas, the home of the nearest CostCo. Today is already just about as weird as I can handle. I'm not askin' any more questions.
Heather Lisinski: Hey. Where'd you learn how to do that?
Jake Green: Knew a guy once.
[pause]
Heather Lisinski: Did you blow him up?
[Emily has been hit by a powerline and is unconscious]
Lucas: Is she gonna wake up?
[firmly]
Heather Lisinski: Yes.
Lucas: With super powers?
[pause]
Heather Lisinski: Probly not.
Jake Green: Why, how fast will it go?
Heather Lisinski: I don't know, 30, maybe 40 miles an hour- best case, down hill- and not for very long. See this is what I'm saying. Maybe you should go on horseback.
Jake Green: A horse is slower than that.
Heather Lisinski: A horse is less likely to explode.
Jake Green: I'll take my chances.
Heather Lisinski: Ok, well then at least open her up easy, make sure you have enough car left in case you need to ask for a lot in a hurry. And remember, the gas tank on the thing is on the left hand side, so if somebody decides to start *shooting* at you, make sure it's not on that side.
Jake Green: Ok, anything else?
[she looks worriedly at him, then kisses him]
Heather Lisinski: Come back in one piece.
[he chuckles]
Jake Green: I will, I promise.
[pause. She still has her arms around him]
Heather Lisinski: I-I thought you were gonna go.
Jake Green: I'm waiting on Eric.
Heather Lisinski: Oh.
[she pulls away]
Heather Lisinski: Um, watch out for giant irradiated ants out there.
[he laughs]
Jake Green: Always do.
[uncomfortably]
Heather Lisinski: Ooook.
[she leaves while Jake stares after her]
Jake Green: Did you ask Mom?
Johnston Green: Son, I'm 59 years old, I was mayor of this town since the Carter administration, I'm a retired Army Ranger, and I'm a combat veteran. Of course I asked your mother.
Johnston Green: I get it. The man has a satellite, doesn't want anyone to know.
Jake Green: Yeah, but...
Johnston Green: I am about to go to war with New Bern, Kansas, the home of the nearest CostCo. Today is already just about as weird as I can handle. I'm not askin' any more questions.