WTF?! No Picfics?! (Very Heavy; PG-13)
Bobbi: Thank you all for showing up to this meeting.
Bobbi: Our current situation is a disaster! Duckie hasn't made a picfic for us since March! And her lame excuse of a "So far..." story is just that... LAME! We must act now and...
Sydney: Oh Roberta just calm down and be patient. What're you in such a hurry for more picfics? I'm sure Duckie's just bus...
Bobbi: Well, "sissy", unlike some of us, I stand a very good chance at getting laid and I've already waited 20 years, I ain't waiting any longer!
Don: Sweet!
Rusty: Dude! High-five bro!
Don: ... no.
Elle: Erm, Bobbi, I'm underage and this conversation is inappropriate and uncomfortable can we just...
Bobbi: Elle this is a matter of great importance!
Roxie: Why should we care if *you* get laid? I mean *I* haven't gotten any action since Nami had one too many almost 3 years ago.
Nami: Something I had thankfully forgotten about until now, thank you.
Lance: Wait! You put out?! When?! Where?! How did I miss this?!
Nami: Ug... I swear one of these days...
Blaire: Actually Roxie, I remember walking in on you and Joan that one time...
Bobbi: Uh, guys... this is offtopic...
Minerva: Hm yes and I seem to recall Mark bringing back the panties you left at his place that one time just before I bit him...
Tamal: Roxie smells good! :3
Alexis: Tamal that's embarassing... let's just go home.
Elle: Really guys... we should talk about something else...
Bobbi: Right! We all know Roxie is a skank! But theres other problems at hand than just not getting any! Hell! She's auto-levels adjusting us as we speak!
Bobbi: You! Busty blonde!
Busty Blonde: The names Beressa...
Bobbi: Fine. Beressa. You haven't even shown up in anything until now! Don't you want Duckie to get on with it so you can do your thing?!
Beressa: Eh. I don't need picfics to do what I do.
Bobbi: Erm... but...
Asmodai: Beressa's right. Some of us don't need picfics. I'm sure you're all aware that I'm Duckie's favorite anyways. She's constantly taking me with her and drawing me with Lither. <3
Alexis: Well aren't you special Asmodai? *dripping sarcasm*
Asmodai: Actually, Lexi, it's not just me and Lither she draws. You and Mr. Save-a-Horse-Ride-a-Cowboy over there get quite a lot of paper too.
Alexis: ... You're not serious...
Asmodai: No really. She's constantly got you two hugging and liplocked and mwahmwahmwah... It's kind of sick.
Tamal: Really?! Do you think she'd let me keep some copies?! <3
Elle: I think I'm gonna cry. Hold me Kimi... ;_;
Joan: Bobbi I think Elle has had about as much as she can take... we should just give it up...
*obligatory BJ's persistant emo silence photo*
Nita: No Joan. I think Bobbi's got a valid arguement.
Bobbi: I do?
Don: Course you do, babe. A damn good one at that.
Nita: Honestly, without the picfics, my job is pointless. And I can't let someone make a meaningless mockery of my job! I work hard damnit!
Orly: Do you see why I can't stand Pullips? This is such drivel. Despite how entertaining it might be to see the Pullips overthrow Duckie, I'd rather we go home now.
Contessa: Hm. Yes. I think we're done here. It looks like Nita's got everything under control now.
I dunno if it's me or my dolls or both... but things often turn into a who's doing who issue... >.>; Erm. Yea.
There were 40 pics total though! Do you blame me for auto-levels?! Please don't blame me. ;_;