Soprano's Season 1, How I Met Your Mother, Tom Petty Documentary, These are DVDs, We have on the bus
I had such an enjoyable, stress-free weekend, entirely devoid of shrill barking, human or canine. The Ben Lee concert was good fun and I got to spend time with friends I haven't seen in quite awhile. Ben Lee has a great sense of humor and seems to be very approachable. Jordan and I actually wound up sitting at the table next to him at dinner. I would have said hello were circumstances different, but he seemed to be enjoying dinner with friends and it would have been horrendously rude of me to interrupt. (I know it would annoy me were situations reversed.)
It was so nice to get away from here, even if only for two days. The amazingly good news is that my father is taking me on another cruise in January. This time it's a four day trip departing from New Orleans and heading to Cozumel. I'm going with my dad and grandma, which will be fun, but I wish I had friends going with as well so that I'd have someone to party with in the evening. Note that I am most definitely not complaining, I'm just saying it would be nice. Most of my friends aren't exactly rolling around in all of their excess expendable income, so I don't foresee this happening.
While I was away this weekend, my inbox was inundated with amusing spam. Some of the more memorable subjects include:
- Surprise your boyfriend/hubby, LARGER your small breast!*
- She'll Beg For More!!
- Ronald's Gigantic Rod
- Salvatore's Grand Cock**
- Ordinary men have ordinary sex. Megadik will make you an outstanding lover!
- Tricia's Spacious Body Part
and my personal favorite,
- Take Megadik and enjoy the reflection of your penis in the mirror!***
Who comes up with this stuff?!?
* Because apparently only one of my breasts needs "LARGERing."
** This brings to mind the image of a small farm in rural Spain on which a rooster of regal appearance dutifully rises to greet the morn, thus awakening the wizened old farmer, Salvatore, who is known in the village by all of the small children as the purveyor of both charming stories and gumdrops. Honestly, to what else could "Salvatore's Grand Cock" possibly refer?
*** Because no woman alive will have any desire to see your penis regardless of how big it gets? Is that the point spammer Fritz M. Ferrel was trying to make? Harsh words from a little man, Fritz, harsh words.
It was so nice to get away from here, even if only for two days. The amazingly good news is that my father is taking me on another cruise in January. This time it's a four day trip departing from New Orleans and heading to Cozumel. I'm going with my dad and grandma, which will be fun, but I wish I had friends going with as well so that I'd have someone to party with in the evening. Note that I am most definitely not complaining, I'm just saying it would be nice. Most of my friends aren't exactly rolling around in all of their excess expendable income, so I don't foresee this happening.
While I was away this weekend, my inbox was inundated with amusing spam. Some of the more memorable subjects include:
- Surprise your boyfriend/hubby, LARGER your small breast!*
- She'll Beg For More!!
- Ronald's Gigantic Rod
- Salvatore's Grand Cock**
- Ordinary men have ordinary sex. Megadik will make you an outstanding lover!
- Tricia's Spacious Body Part
and my personal favorite,
- Take Megadik and enjoy the reflection of your penis in the mirror!***
Who comes up with this stuff?!?
* Because apparently only one of my breasts needs "LARGERing."
** This brings to mind the image of a small farm in rural Spain on which a rooster of regal appearance dutifully rises to greet the morn, thus awakening the wizened old farmer, Salvatore, who is known in the village by all of the small children as the purveyor of both charming stories and gumdrops. Honestly, to what else could "Salvatore's Grand Cock" possibly refer?
*** Because no woman alive will have any desire to see your penis regardless of how big it gets? Is that the point spammer Fritz M. Ferrel was trying to make? Harsh words from a little man, Fritz, harsh words.