Jan 26, 2006 23:47
I like to mention to everyone that last week I played Scrabble for the first time ever and I won.
Not that anyone was surprised.
Ooooh.
But really, no one was surprised. Or excited. Or showing any reaction whatsoever. I couldn't even brag and make a big deal out of it.
So now I'm rubbing it in the faces of... people who didn't care to begin with.
Really quite pathetic. But still really exciting.
I have a feeling this weekend is going to be swell.
p.s. - I just farted... but no one reads this so no one will ever know that I actually fart!!!!
p.p.s - Today I got organic tampons. I'm on the same cycle as Emma from Degrassi.
p.p.s.s - No more bodily functions just in case a cute boy is reading this.
p.p.p.s.s. - Hello, cute boys. I don't actually fart or menstruate. I'm a robot. A Pleasurebot, if you will <3